Wednesday, 3 July 2013

JOKE OF THE DAY**** *** WHY MTN MAGIC SIM STOPPED***

*** WHY MTN MAGIC SIM
STOPPED*** customer care :
good morning how can I help
you ?
Akpos: I dnt knw what is
happening to my mtn sim. I
have tried all I could to turn it to
magic sim, but it
didn't work. customer care :
magic sim ?
Akpos : yeah.that what my friend
called it, he had been browsing
unlimitedly for the past 1 year
customer care : 1 year?
Akpos : yeah
customer care : ok,how did yu do
ur ow dat didnt
work out?
Akpos: I recharged N300,then snt
2hr to 131, I then remove the sim
for
25hrs.then I dialed *123*4*5*1#
and it didnt work
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*** WHY MTN MAGIC SIM
STOPPED*** customer care :
good morning how can I help
you ?
Akpos: I dnt knw what is
happening to my mtn sim. I
have tried all I could to turn it to
magic sim, but it
didn't work. customer care :
magic sim ?
Akpos : yeah.that what my friend
called it, he had been browsing
unlimitedly for the past 1 year
customer care : 1 year?
Akpos : yeah
customer care : ok,how did yu do
ur ow dat didnt
work out?
Akpos: I recharged N300,then snt
2hr to 131, I then remove the sim
for
25hrs.then I dialed *123*4*5*1#
and it didnt work

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Tuesday, 2 July 2013

If you are this Man what will you do?

the case of three friends given a boat ferry lift. As they reach the middle of the river the boat started shaking, passengers were too many. The boat owner said one person among the three friends will have to leave the boat. How do they do it? By asking them qustions. Whoever fails to answer his qustion will be thrown into the river to reduce the weight. So first friend was asked: "When did the second world war end?" He said "1945", and he was allowed. The second was asked, "How many people were killed?" He said "Three million". The man said correct. And the the third was asked, "Mention their names
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the case of three friends given a boat ferry lift. As they reach the middle of the river the boat started shaking, passengers were too many. The boat owner said one person among the three friends will have to leave the boat. How do they do it? By asking them qustions. Whoever fails to answer his qustion will be thrown into the river to reduce the weight. So first friend was asked: "When did the second world war end?" He said "1945", and he was allowed. The second was asked, "How many people were killed?" He said "Three million". The man said correct. And the the third was asked, "Mention their names

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Monday, 1 July 2013

Check Out Akpor jamb Result

Papa Akpors: Akpos,I learnt your JAMB
result is out.
Akpors: Daddy You
rememberJohn wey dey carryfirst for our
whole school? he failed...
Papa Akpors:that's terrible,what happened?
Akpors: You
also remember Paul wey dey teach me for
house? He failed too.
Papa Akpors: what's
causing the poor performance?
Akpors:Daddy I don't know, na so e be o. Even
Kelvin who won the Cowbell competition
failed too.
Papa Akpors: so how was your
own result?

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Papa Akpors: Akpos,I learnt your JAMB
result is out.
Akpors: Daddy You
rememberJohn wey dey carryfirst for our
whole school? he failed...
Papa Akpors:that's terrible,what happened?
Akpors: You
also remember Paul wey dey teach me for
house? He failed too.
Papa Akpors: what's
causing the poor performance?
Akpors:Daddy I don't know, na so e be o. Even
Kelvin who won the Cowbell competition
failed too.
Papa Akpors: so how was your
own result?

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Thursday, 2 May 2013

You need to Read This...

CRUSADE!! CRUSAD­E!! CRUSADE!!!

Dortmund Christian Ministry in conjunction with Bayern Church has made
this 2 days power packed crusade, tagged 'Destroying all Spanish
Giants & Goliath: Part 2''to a succesfull ending.

THE CRUSADE was able to accomplish:

1. Breaking of curses (El Clasico)
2. Freedom from powers (Platini)
3. Humilation of Pride (Jose Mourinho)
4. Overpowering Principalities (Lionel Messi)
5. Achieving your Destiny & reaching your goals (Wembley)

The Host Pastor: Rev Robert Lewandolski.
Was beating yesterday by Brother Alonso and apostle Ramos... So
because of that, he wrote a letter before tonight crusade to
Rev, pastor & Elder Arjen Robben and Thomas Muller who ministered
today and also the one and only Pastor Pique who spoiled the crusade
microphone during tonite crusade

The host Pastor Lewandolski thanked them so much for their efforts..

He didnt forget Pastor Marco Reus & other Anointed Men of Soccer.

Then the Ushering Units: Messi and Ronaldo dissapointed the sisters
and young brothers because they were no where to be found during the
crusade...

Glory..Glory..G ­lory
all the spanish Giants where succesfully knocked out of your life forever.

Can someone shout a loud Amen if u ar amoung those dat recieved
anointing and delivered from this 2 days power packed crusade..
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CRUSADE!! CRUSAD­E!! CRUSADE!!!

Dortmund Christian Ministry in conjunction with Bayern Church has made
this 2 days power packed crusade, tagged 'Destroying all Spanish
Giants & Goliath: Part 2''to a succesfull ending.

THE CRUSADE was able to accomplish:

1. Breaking of curses (El Clasico)
2. Freedom from powers (Platini)
3. Humilation of Pride (Jose Mourinho)
4. Overpowering Principalities (Lionel Messi)
5. Achieving your Destiny & reaching your goals (Wembley)

The Host Pastor: Rev Robert Lewandolski.
Was beating yesterday by Brother Alonso and apostle Ramos... So
because of that, he wrote a letter before tonight crusade to
Rev, pastor & Elder Arjen Robben and Thomas Muller who ministered
today and also the one and only Pastor Pique who spoiled the crusade
microphone during tonite crusade

The host Pastor Lewandolski thanked them so much for their efforts..

He didnt forget Pastor Marco Reus & other Anointed Men of Soccer.

Then the Ushering Units: Messi and Ronaldo dissapointed the sisters
and young brothers because they were no where to be found during the
crusade...

Glory..Glory..G ­lory
all the spanish Giants where succesfully knocked out of your life forever.

Can someone shout a loud Amen if u ar amoung those dat recieved
anointing and delivered from this 2 days power packed crusade..

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Jokes: Akpors is 'Dead'

Akpors and Shaam needed cash
so bad.

They started thinking of what to
do to get fast cash.

After a long thinking, Akpors
suggested they dupe his
insurance company.

He told Shaam his insurance
company is to pay him $ 10miilion
if he ever dies.

So he is going to play dead and
then after, Shaam can go collect
the cash and they can both share
the cash.

Shaam told the insurance
company Akpors is dead and they
followed him down to where
Akpors is been lay down dead to
confirm.

INSURANCE REP : Are you sure he
is dead?

Shaam: Ye....s (Crying)

INSURANCE REP : But a dead man
don't suppose to cross his hands.
Akpors: (Released his hands
straight)

INSURANCE REP : But a dead man
don't suppose to cross his leg
either.

Akpors: (Straighten's up his legs)

INSURANCE REP: Now that we have confirmed that he isdead, we will need
to cut off his head as an evidence to our Boss.
(Brings out a sword to cut Akpors
head off)

Akpors Shouted "Am not dead
ooo, Am alive"


One word for Akpors?
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Akpors and Shaam needed cash
so bad.

They started thinking of what to
do to get fast cash.

After a long thinking, Akpors
suggested they dupe his
insurance company.

He told Shaam his insurance
company is to pay him $ 10miilion
if he ever dies.

So he is going to play dead and
then after, Shaam can go collect
the cash and they can both share
the cash.

Shaam told the insurance
company Akpors is dead and they
followed him down to where
Akpors is been lay down dead to
confirm.

INSURANCE REP : Are you sure he
is dead?

Shaam: Ye....s (Crying)

INSURANCE REP : But a dead man
don't suppose to cross his hands.
Akpors: (Released his hands
straight)

INSURANCE REP : But a dead man
don't suppose to cross his leg
either.

Akpors: (Straighten's up his legs)

INSURANCE REP: Now that we have confirmed that he isdead, we will need
to cut off his head as an evidence to our Boss.
(Brings out a sword to cut Akpors
head off)

Akpors Shouted "Am not dead
ooo, Am alive"


One word for Akpors?

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Thursday, 25 April 2013

Chika Ike Shaves her hair for #5million



 Nollywood popular actress Chika Ike has agreed to shave off all her hair for an amount reported to be #500000(five million Naira). In a movie titled MOMENT OF TEARS Chika Ike has joined the likes of Mercy Johnson and Oge Okoye who shave thier head because of money.
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 Nollywood popular actress Chika Ike has agreed to shave off all her hair for an amount reported to be #500000(five million Naira). In a movie titled MOMENT OF TEARS Chika Ike has joined the likes of Mercy Johnson and Oge Okoye who shave thier head because of money.

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Jokes: Akpors at his best

Akpors was having a snack of BREAD AND
JAM when an American
man CHUCKLING CHEWING GUM, sits
down next to him.

He ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.

American: "You African folks eat the whole bread??"

Akpors (in a bad mood):
"Of course."

American: "We don't. In
the States, we only eat
Joe Amoke  /  at  09:16  /  1 comment

Akpors was having a snack of BREAD AND
JAM when an American
man CHUCKLING CHEWING GUM, sits
down next to him.

He ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.

American: "You African folks eat the whole bread??"

Akpors (in a bad mood):
"Of course."

American: "We don't. In
the States, we only eat

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Thursday, 18 April 2013

Please Give This Picture A Name


Please my wonderful Readers i have been thinking of a suitable name to give these guy 
since i took the picture when i visited a friend of mine in Warri, Delta State Nigeria



Joe Amoke  /  at  14:34  /  2 comments


Please my wonderful Readers i have been thinking of a suitable name to give these guy 
since i took the picture when i visited a friend of mine in Warri, Delta State Nigeria



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Wednesday, 17 April 2013

Akpors Letter To His Principal

AKPORS LETTER OF LEAVE THE SCHOOL

Dear Sir,

I am very happy that i am rite this letter to you. How are you
and your wife and your childs. I am rite this letta to told you that i
am leave your school
forever. Why because in your school your teachers are cane us
all very hard one and sometimes i wanted to cried but my friends
tell me that man is not crying so i never cry. The last time bi too
that we write exams in the school that i am get 20% teacher tell me
that "my head is die", oh it pain me too much that he tell me that
thing. But, now i am get addittion to another scholl to write G-ece at
that place. Ah i am
tell you plenty things too much for now. Ahaa! The time that you tell
me as to come to school early kra-mpo sometime i wake up early and
tries to be late. You have do saa now that i am left
the school for you peoples. I am gone away.


Bye bye teachers
Yours FateFool,
Akpors
Joe Amoke  /  at  14:26  /  No comments

AKPORS LETTER OF LEAVE THE SCHOOL

Dear Sir,

I am very happy that i am rite this letter to you. How are you
and your wife and your childs. I am rite this letta to told you that i
am leave your school
forever. Why because in your school your teachers are cane us
all very hard one and sometimes i wanted to cried but my friends
tell me that man is not crying so i never cry. The last time bi too
that we write exams in the school that i am get 20% teacher tell me
that "my head is die", oh it pain me too much that he tell me that
thing. But, now i am get addittion to another scholl to write G-ece at
that place. Ah i am
tell you plenty things too much for now. Ahaa! The time that you tell
me as to come to school early kra-mpo sometime i wake up early and
tries to be late. You have do saa now that i am left
the school for you peoples. I am gone away.


Bye bye teachers
Yours FateFool,
Akpors

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If You Were To Be In Akpors Shoes, What Will You Do? >>> Part 2

There was a night i ate a very heavy meal, drank a bottle of beer and
fell asleep with a tooth pick in my mouth. I found myself in a dream
being chased by my Girlfriend inside a bush with a sharp cutlass. I
ran as fast as i could like a mad man. She couldn't catch up with me
after trying everything possible, she changed to a dog and even to a
tiger but i was too fast like Usain Bolt, she finally gave up.

I didn't look back, i kept on running and woke up sweating and looked around,

saw my Girlfriend staring at me angrily, holding the same sharp cutlass.

She said; Akpors, for your mind now, you sabi run abi?

If you were to be in Akpors shoes, what will you do?
Joe Amoke  /  at  14:15  /  No comments

There was a night i ate a very heavy meal, drank a bottle of beer and
fell asleep with a tooth pick in my mouth. I found myself in a dream
being chased by my Girlfriend inside a bush with a sharp cutlass. I
ran as fast as i could like a mad man. She couldn't catch up with me
after trying everything possible, she changed to a dog and even to a
tiger but i was too fast like Usain Bolt, she finally gave up.

I didn't look back, i kept on running and woke up sweating and looked around,

saw my Girlfriend staring at me angrily, holding the same sharp cutlass.

She said; Akpors, for your mind now, you sabi run abi?

If you were to be in Akpors shoes, what will you do?

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Tuesday, 16 April 2013

If You Are In Akpors Shoes What Will You Do


Three men were in a
hospital visiting
room, waiting for their
pregnant wifes who
where in labour at the
labour room. Minutes
later, a nurse came and
asked; Who is mr Timi
that works with three
crowns milk? Mr Timi
said; it's me,
the nurse said;
Congratulation sir, your
wife
has just given birth to
triplate.
The nurse went in,
came out again and
asked;
Who is mr Dan that

Joe Amoke  /  at  11:59  /  2 comments


Three men were in a
hospital visiting
room, waiting for their
pregnant wifes who
where in labour at the
labour room. Minutes
later, a nurse came and
asked; Who is mr Timi
that works with three
crowns milk? Mr Timi
said; it's me,
the nurse said;
Congratulation sir, your
wife
has just given birth to
triplate.
The nurse went in,
came out again and
asked;
Who is mr Dan that

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Lol... Akpors the Marketer


A little old lady
answered a knock on
the door one day,
only to be confronted by
a well-dressed young
man
Akpos by name,
carrying a vacuum
cleaner.
"Goodmorning," said the
young man. "If i
could take a minute of
your time, i would
like to demostrate the
latest in high
powered vacuum
cleaners."
"Go away!" said the old
lady. "I haven't got any
money!, and she
proceeded to

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A little old lady
answered a knock on
the door one day,
only to be confronted by
a well-dressed young
man
Akpos by name,
carrying a vacuum
cleaner.
"Goodmorning," said the
young man. "If i
could take a minute of
your time, i would
like to demostrate the
latest in high
powered vacuum
cleaners."
"Go away!" said the old
lady. "I haven't got any
money!, and she
proceeded to

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Saturday, 13 April 2013

Is Akpors Really Mad

Akpors wanted to use his ATM card but the
machine kept on rejecting the card.

A frustrated
Akpors called his bank help line.

Akpors : (angrily) So what's wrong with my ATM card.

Call girl : Sir, I have checked your account,
everything is alright here and You should be able to use your card,
are you sure your card is not
damaged or broken?

Akpors : Are you insane? What are You
insinuating? No one takes good care of their ATM
Joe Amoke  /  at  07:54  /  1 comment

Akpors wanted to use his ATM card but the
machine kept on rejecting the card.

A frustrated
Akpors called his bank help line.

Akpors : (angrily) So what's wrong with my ATM card.

Call girl : Sir, I have checked your account,
everything is alright here and You should be able to use your card,
are you sure your card is not
damaged or broken?

Akpors : Are you insane? What are You
insinuating? No one takes good care of their ATM

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Jokes: Akpors at it again

A warden caught Akpors leaving the vicinity of the
reservoir with a bucket of fish and the following conversation
started .

Warden: Aha! I've caught you
stealing fish red-handed!

Akpors: What do you mean by red-handed?

Warden: You've got a bucket full of fish right here, you can't
talk your way out of it this time.

Akpors: Oh, you don't
understand, I've not stolen a thing. These are my pet fish! I
bring them to the reservoir once a week for exercise. After
Joe Amoke  /  at  07:47  /  No comments

A warden caught Akpors leaving the vicinity of the
reservoir with a bucket of fish and the following conversation
started .

Warden: Aha! I've caught you
stealing fish red-handed!

Akpors: What do you mean by red-handed?

Warden: You've got a bucket full of fish right here, you can't
talk your way out of it this time.

Akpors: Oh, you don't
understand, I've not stolen a thing. These are my pet fish! I
bring them to the reservoir once a week for exercise. After

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Friday, 12 April 2013

Jokes: Akpors The Coffin Maker

Akpors was a professional
carpenter
and was transporting one of
his
product [coffin box] to his
customer at night, suddenly, his car broke
down
and decided to carry the
coffin on his
head. when some Nigerian
police stopped him.
You know police and their
wahala.

Joe Amoke  /  at  10:52  /  No comments

Akpors was a professional
carpenter
and was transporting one of
his
product [coffin box] to his
customer at night, suddenly, his car broke
down
and decided to carry the
coffin on his
head. when some Nigerian
police stopped him.
You know police and their
wahala.

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Wednesday, 10 April 2013

Jokes: Akpors And His Foolish Friends

Peter : "I want my money now!"

Tom : "I will kill myself so that I won't pay you

*he pulled a gun and shot himself dead*

Peter : "hahaha..... If you think you'll get away with my money you
are wrong, i'l follow you until you pay me

*he takes the gun and shot himself dead as well *
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Peter : "I want my money now!"

Tom : "I will kill myself so that I won't pay you

*he pulled a gun and shot himself dead*

Peter : "hahaha..... If you think you'll get away with my money you
are wrong, i'l follow you until you pay me

*he takes the gun and shot himself dead as well *

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Monday, 8 April 2013

Jokes: Who's The Dumbest

Whos is the dumbest?
(1) A Ugandan who goes to the
bank with a spanner to open a bank
account.

(2) A Nigerian who removes his shoes
to enter a taxi

(3) A Kenyan who went to bed with a
ruler just to know how long he has
slept

(4) A Tanzanian who watches news on
tv and waves at a news reader

(5) A Zambian nurse who wakes up a
sleeping patient simply because he
forgot to give him sleeping pills
Joe Amoke  /  at  12:45  /  2 comments

Whos is the dumbest?
(1) A Ugandan who goes to the
bank with a spanner to open a bank
account.

(2) A Nigerian who removes his shoes
to enter a taxi

(3) A Kenyan who went to bed with a
ruler just to know how long he has
slept

(4) A Tanzanian who watches news on
tv and waves at a news reader

(5) A Zambian nurse who wakes up a
sleeping patient simply because he
forgot to give him sleeping pills

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Sunday, 7 April 2013

Joke: Akpors And The Pastor

A man Named Apkors went to church
for confession:

Akpors: I have sinned and I need confession.

Pastor: say exactly what you did. So that your sins will be
fully forgiven.

Akpors: I committed
Adultery with several
church female.

Pastor: say there names and the number of times
you had sex with them.

Akpors: (sobbing) I am
Joe Amoke  /  at  17:38  /  1 comment

A man Named Apkors went to church
for confession:

Akpors: I have sinned and I need confession.

Pastor: say exactly what you did. So that your sins will be
fully forgiven.

Akpors: I committed
Adultery with several
church female.

Pastor: say there names and the number of times
you had sex with them.

Akpors: (sobbing) I am

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Thursday, 4 April 2013

Jokes: Mr. Ofoka and the funny Akpors

One day at the end of class, a teacher Mr.
Ofoka asked the whole class to go home and
think of a story and then conclude the moral of
that story. 

The following day Mr. Ofoka came into the class
and asked for the first volunteer to tell their story. 

little Suzy raises her hand and was asked to go
ahead. "My dad owns a farm and every Sunday we load
the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town
Joe Amoke  /  at  17:42  /  1 comment

One day at the end of class, a teacher Mr.
Ofoka asked the whole class to go home and
think of a story and then conclude the moral of
that story. 

The following day Mr. Ofoka came into the class
and asked for the first volunteer to tell their story. 

little Suzy raises her hand and was asked to go
ahead. "My dad owns a farm and every Sunday we load
the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town

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Jokes: The Three Lazy Student

3 guys missed exam because they didn't read. So they Came
up with a plan. Got themselves very dirty using
grease then went to see the Dean. 

Sir we are sorry we couldn't make it for the exam.
We attended a wedding on our way back the car
broke down thus we're so dirty.

The Dean understood and gave them 3 days to prepare. After 3 days they went to the Dean, they were
very ready for the exam because this time they
studied real hard. The Dean put them in 3 separate classes.

There were only 4 questions on the exam paper. 

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3 guys missed exam because they didn't read. So they Came
up with a plan. Got themselves very dirty using
grease then went to see the Dean. 

Sir we are sorry we couldn't make it for the exam.
We attended a wedding on our way back the car
broke down thus we're so dirty.

The Dean understood and gave them 3 days to prepare. After 3 days they went to the Dean, they were
very ready for the exam because this time they
studied real hard. The Dean put them in 3 separate classes.

There were only 4 questions on the exam paper. 

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Monday, 1 April 2013

Jokes: Akpors And Armed Robbers

Akpors and Ajo were having dinner
when suddenly armed robber
broke into their house. Akpors wanted to run
away but he said to himself
that if he run away, he might be killed so he
freezed himself & stood like
an image. The armed robber ordered for money
but they did not have
money, so the armed robber looked at the image, then turned to Akpor's friend Ajo and said:

Armed Robber: Take a look at such a beautiful
image you have in your house, but
you don't have any money. Infact i'm going to destroy this image.

Joe Amoke  /  at  17:42  /  2 comments

Akpors and Ajo were having dinner
when suddenly armed robber
broke into their house. Akpors wanted to run
away but he said to himself
that if he run away, he might be killed so he
freezed himself & stood like
an image. The armed robber ordered for money
but they did not have
money, so the armed robber looked at the image, then turned to Akpor's friend Ajo and said:

Armed Robber: Take a look at such a beautiful
image you have in your house, but
you don't have any money. Infact i'm going to destroy this image.

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GLO BIS Is Back on PC and Phone


Glo BIS is back and rocking again on Phone and Pc 

Glo BIS is now working after it was blocked by Glo Mobile Network but am Glad to tell you tha it has started working.

Get it Here
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Glo BIS is back and rocking again on Phone and Pc 

Glo BIS is now working after it was blocked by Glo Mobile Network but am Glad to tell you tha it has started working.

Get it Here

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Sunday, 31 March 2013

Jokes: Crazy Things About Akpors

WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT AKPOS.

Akpos can answer a missed call.

Government of Nigeria pay taxes to Akpos.

Nasa's rocket engine has been copied from
Akpos' motorcycle.

If you say,"No one is perfect", Akpos takes
this as a personal insult.

Akpos can make onions cry.

The missing piece in Apple's logo was eaten
by Akpos.

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WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT AKPOS.

Akpos can answer a missed call.

Government of Nigeria pay taxes to Akpos.

Nasa's rocket engine has been copied from
Akpos' motorcycle.

If you say,"No one is perfect", Akpos takes
this as a personal insult.

Akpos can make onions cry.

The missing piece in Apple's logo was eaten
by Akpos.

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Jokes: Akpor the journalist

Akpors was a journalist. He saw few people
crowding around a dead figure. So he
wanted to be the first to give breaking news
of this tragic event.
However,he could not get
through as the crowd didn't move.Thenhe
thought of plan.
He shouted at the top of his voice:
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Akpors was a journalist. He saw few people
crowding around a dead figure. So he
wanted to be the first to give breaking news
of this tragic event.
However,he could not get
through as the crowd didn't move.Thenhe
thought of plan.
He shouted at the top of his voice:

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Happy Easter Celebration


Happy easter Celebration everyone, and i will like to use this medium to thank my wonderful readers 
                                                        Have a Nice Easter Celebration
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Happy easter Celebration everyone, and i will like to use this medium to thank my wonderful readers 
                                                        Have a Nice Easter Celebration

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Saturday, 30 March 2013

Jokes: Drunkard And The Priest

Two little boys stole
a bag of orange from their
neighbour & decided to go
to a calm place to share the
loot"


One of them
suggested the nearby cemetery . As they were
jumping the big gate to
enter the cemetery, 2
oranges fell out of the bag
Joe Amoke  /  at  07:47  /  3 comments

Two little boys stole
a bag of orange from their
neighbour & decided to go
to a calm place to share the
loot"


One of them
suggested the nearby cemetery . As they were
jumping the big gate to
enter the cemetery, 2
oranges fell out of the bag

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Thursday, 28 March 2013

Jokes: Akpors and the Landlord

Papa: Papa Emeka is coming to collect the money i owed him.
When he comes, tell him i have traveled. You hear?
Akpos: yes Papa.
Papa Emeka entered: Akpos where is your father?
Akpos: he has travelled.
Papa Emeka: when is he coming back?
Akpors: wait, let me go and ask him?
(Akpos went inside, open the back of the door and said): Papa,
papa Emeka said when are you coming back??
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Papa: Papa Emeka is coming to collect the money i owed him.
When he comes, tell him i have traveled. You hear?
Akpos: yes Papa.
Papa Emeka entered: Akpos where is your father?
Akpos: he has travelled.
Papa Emeka: when is he coming back?
Akpors: wait, let me go and ask him?
(Akpos went inside, open the back of the door and said): Papa,
papa Emeka said when are you coming back??

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Wednesday, 27 March 2013

Jokes: Akpors And His Lecturer

Akpors who has lived in Ghana all his life, just got
admission into one of the Nigerian institutions. At
the first day of lecture, the following conversation
erupted….. 
The Lecturer said, “let’s begin by reviewing some
Nigerian history.” The Lecturer asked who said, “I
shall return to die in the land of my fathers?”
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Akpos,
who had his hand up. Akpos replied: “King Jaja of
Opobo, 1875”
very good!” said lecturer. 

Then, she asked again, who said, “The land use
act will feed the nation?” Again, no response
except from Akpos:”Obasanjo , 1976.”

The
Lecturer snapped at the class; “class, you should
be ashamed. Akpors, who is new to our Country,
Joe Amoke  /  at  00:55  /  1 comment

Akpors who has lived in Ghana all his life, just got
admission into one of the Nigerian institutions. At
the first day of lecture, the following conversation
erupted….. 
The Lecturer said, “let’s begin by reviewing some
Nigerian history.” The Lecturer asked who said, “I
shall return to die in the land of my fathers?”
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Akpos,
who had his hand up. Akpos replied: “King Jaja of
Opobo, 1875”
very good!” said lecturer. 

Then, she asked again, who said, “The land use
act will feed the nation?” Again, no response
except from Akpos:”Obasanjo , 1976.”

The
Lecturer snapped at the class; “class, you should
be ashamed. Akpors, who is new to our Country,

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Jokes: Akpors On CNN

AKPORS ON CNN!!
CNN REPORTER: Mr. Akpors, how do
you feel about the
fact that a white man was the first man
on the moon?

AKPORS: You whites you think you are
clever, a black
man will be the first man on the SUN!..
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AKPORS ON CNN!!
CNN REPORTER: Mr. Akpors, how do
you feel about the
fact that a white man was the first man
on the moon?

AKPORS: You whites you think you are
clever, a black
man will be the first man on the SUN!..

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Monday, 25 March 2013

Jokes: Okechukwu and The Lion

A man who was
looking for a job? He noticed there was an
opening at the local zoo. Upon inquiry, he
discovered the zoo had a very unusual
position that they wanted to fill. 

Apparently
their gorilla had died, and until they could
get a new one, they needed someone to
dress up in a gorilla suit and act like a gorilla
for a few days. He was to just sit, eat, and
sleep. Of course, his identity would be kept a
secret, and no one would be the wiser,
thanks to a very fine gorilla suit. 

The zoo
offered good pay for this job, so the man
decided to do it. He tried on the suit and
sure enough, he looked just like a gorilla.
Joe Amoke  /  at  11:40  /  1 comment

A man who was
looking for a job? He noticed there was an
opening at the local zoo. Upon inquiry, he
discovered the zoo had a very unusual
position that they wanted to fill. 

Apparently
their gorilla had died, and until they could
get a new one, they needed someone to
dress up in a gorilla suit and act like a gorilla
for a few days. He was to just sit, eat, and
sleep. Of course, his identity would be kept a
secret, and no one would be the wiser,
thanks to a very fine gorilla suit. 

The zoo
offered good pay for this job, so the man
decided to do it. He tried on the suit and
sure enough, he looked just like a gorilla.

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Saturday, 23 March 2013

HTTPS Security Encryption Flaws Found

Security researchers have discovered weaknesses that could be exploited to crack some types of encrypted Web communications.
The flaw exists in the RC4 encryption algorithm that's often used to help secure the SSL/TLS communications that underpin secure (HTTPS) Web pages. The flaw was first disclosed last week by University of Illinois at Chicago professor Dan Bernstein at the Fast Software Encryption conference in Singapore, in a talk titled "Failures of secret-key cryptography" that's based on research he conducted with researchers from University of London's Royal Holloway and the Eindhoven University of Technology in the Netherlands.
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Security researchers have discovered weaknesses that could be exploited to crack some types of encrypted Web communications.
The flaw exists in the RC4 encryption algorithm that's often used to help secure the SSL/TLS communications that underpin secure (HTTPS) Web pages. The flaw was first disclosed last week by University of Illinois at Chicago professor Dan Bernstein at the Fast Software Encryption conference in Singapore, in a talk titled "Failures of secret-key cryptography" that's based on research he conducted with researchers from University of London's Royal Holloway and the Eindhoven University of Technology in the Netherlands.

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Apple ID password reset exploit reportedly in the wild


A new exploit lets anyone who knows your birthday and e-mail address reset your Apple ID password, according to a new report.
The exploit, described by The Verge though not posted publicly, makes use of a special URL that gets around the need for a security question, a security measure Apple put in place on all Apple ID accounts last April.
The reported exploit does not work on accounts with two-step verification enabled, which Apple introduced yesterday, and does away with the security question in favor of sending a four-digit PIN code to a cell phone that needs to be entered along with the typical password.
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A new exploit lets anyone who knows your birthday and e-mail address reset your Apple ID password, according to a new report.
The exploit, described by The Verge though not posted publicly, makes use of a special URL that gets around the need for a security question, a security measure Apple put in place on all Apple ID accounts last April.
The reported exploit does not work on accounts with two-step verification enabled, which Apple introduced yesterday, and does away with the security question in favor of sending a four-digit PIN code to a cell phone that needs to be entered along with the typical password.

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How long will Panasonic keep making plasma TVs?


Panasonic confirmed this week that it's in discussions over whether it will jettison its plasma TV business. For me, it's deja vu as yet another Japanese manufacturer struggles to sell high-quality televisions.
In 2008, the Pioneer Elite Kuro PRO-111FD became one of the greatest TVs ever developed -- and it is still among CNET's reference TVs after five years. But producing the best TV didn't translate to profits, and Pioneer exited the TV market in 2009. The company is now best known for car and home audio.
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Panasonic confirmed this week that it's in discussions over whether it will jettison its plasma TV business. For me, it's deja vu as yet another Japanese manufacturer struggles to sell high-quality televisions.
In 2008, the Pioneer Elite Kuro PRO-111FD became one of the greatest TVs ever developed -- and it is still among CNET's reference TVs after five years. But producing the best TV didn't translate to profits, and Pioneer exited the TV market in 2009. The company is now best known for car and home audio.

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Friday, 22 March 2013

GEORGIA TECH COMPUTER SYSTEM PREDICTS NCAA BASKETBALL CHAMPION


When Georgia Tech opens the doors to the Georgia Dome next month as the host institution for the 2013 Final Four, expect third-seeded Florida to walk out as the national champion. That’s the prediction from Georgia Tech’s Logistic Regression/Markov Chain (LRMC) college basketball ranking system, a computerized model that has chosen the men’s basketball national champ in three of the last five years.
The LRMC predicts that Florida, Louisville, Indiana and Gonzaga are most likely to advance to the Final Four in Atlanta, with Florida and Gonzaga playing for the title on Monday, April 8. It’s the first time in the LRMC’s 10-year history a team that isn’t a number one seed is picked to win the title.
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When Georgia Tech opens the doors to the Georgia Dome next month as the host institution for the 2013 Final Four, expect third-seeded Florida to walk out as the national champion. That’s the prediction from Georgia Tech’s Logistic Regression/Markov Chain (LRMC) college basketball ranking system, a computerized model that has chosen the men’s basketball national champ in three of the last five years.
The LRMC predicts that Florida, Louisville, Indiana and Gonzaga are most likely to advance to the Final Four in Atlanta, with Florida and Gonzaga playing for the title on Monday, April 8. It’s the first time in the LRMC’s 10-year history a team that isn’t a number one seed is picked to win the title.

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Jokes: Construction code


A construction worker on the third floor of a building needs a handsaw. He sees one of the laborers on the first floor and yells down to him, but the man indicates that he can't hear. So, the guy on the third floor tries to use signs. He points to his eye, meaning, "I", then at his knee, meaning, "need", then he moves his hand back and forth, meaning, "handsaw".
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A construction worker on the third floor of a building needs a handsaw. He sees one of the laborers on the first floor and yells down to him, but the man indicates that he can't hear. So, the guy on the third floor tries to use signs. He points to his eye, meaning, "I", then at his knee, meaning, "need", then he moves his hand back and forth, meaning, "handsaw".

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JOKE: LITTLE JOHNNY... THE WAY YOU THINK

Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"

Little Johnny: "None."

Teacher: "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"

Little Johnny: "None."

Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?"
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Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"

Little Johnny: "None."

Teacher: "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"

Little Johnny: "None."

Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?"

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How to get approved by Google Adsense

Good day my wonderful readers and fellow bloggers today i will be showing you easy tips to follow in order for you to get approved by Google Adsense.

First of all let us know what Google Adsense is all about.

Google AdSense is a free, simple way for website publishers of all sizes to earn money by displaying targeted Google ads on their websites. AdSense also lets you provide Google search to your site users, while earning money by displaying Google ads on the search results pages. Google launched its AdSense program in March 2003 and made it public in June of that year.
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Good day my wonderful readers and fellow bloggers today i will be showing you easy tips to follow in order for you to get approved by Google Adsense.

First of all let us know what Google Adsense is all about.

Google AdSense is a free, simple way for website publishers of all sizes to earn money by displaying targeted Google ads on their websites. AdSense also lets you provide Google search to your site users, while earning money by displaying Google ads on the search results pages. Google launched its AdSense program in March 2003 and made it public in June of that year.

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BREAKING NEWS: Chinua Achebe is Dead!




Albert Chinụalụmọgụ Achebe popularly known as Chinua Achebe, one of the world’s most celebrated writers and author of the classic novel Things Fall Apart, is dead. He died last night in a hospital in Boston, Massachusetts at the age of 82 .Professor Achebe had been sick for
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Albert Chinụalụmọgụ Achebe popularly known as Chinua Achebe, one of the world’s most celebrated writers and author of the classic novel Things Fall Apart, is dead. He died last night in a hospital in Boston, Massachusetts at the age of 82 .Professor Achebe had been sick for

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Thursday, 21 March 2013

Samsung's Galaxy S4 Dims Apple's Glow


Samsung's Galaxy S4 Dims Apple's Glow Talk about attracting attention. As I write this, there are more than a thousand recent news stories and opinion pieces on the Google News site about the brand new Samsung Galaxy S4. That's an incredible win for a company that a few short years ago wasn't well known in the wireless business. Since Samsung is successfully transforming how the world thinks about it as a smartphone maker, what can we expect going forward?
The Samsung Galaxy S4
The Samsung Galaxy S4
If I'm reading the cards correctly, we can expect quite a bit. First, let's pull the camera back and take a look at Samsung from a longer-term historical perspective. Ten years ago, it was not a strong brand name in the wireless space at all, but it had a goal.
A few years ago -- before the great smartphone rush -- I met several high-level Samsung senior executives at a small Sprint Nextel event in Las Vegas. At that time, Samsung was building its brand in the space, but it still was struggling for attention.
During the last year or so, Samsung really seems to have hit its stride with the Galaxy S devices. Partnering with Google and using its Android operating system in wireless phones, Samsung has taken the lead in the space, far outpacing other handset makers. Samsung is climbing the growth side of the wave I often discuss.
Last week, at its big event at Radio City Music Hall in New York City, Samsung blew the roof off. It has become the leader on the Android side, competing directly with Apple. In fact, Samsung has Apple in its sights. Samsung is the No. 1 smartphone manufacturer in the world, and it wants to become the No. 1, best-known brand in the U.S. market as well.
This is a threat to Apple, but what can we really expect?
Market in Motion
If you read the stories, you will find plenty who love Samsung and the new Galaxy S4. Many think it is the iPhone killer. However, there are just as many who think it's just another device -- no big deal. It's just another Android phone, and it will have no effect on the iPhone. The truth may be So what's the answer? Well, there are plenty who like the Samsung Galaxy S4. Then again, there are also plenty who prefer the Apple iPhone. There are others who are drawn to the Nokia Lumia powered by Microsoft Windows Phone, or the new BlackBerry Z10, or any of a great number of devices from Huawei, ZTE, Sony, Motorola, HTC, LG and more.
Thinking about all these options, we can smile because yes, it appears we have the beginnings of a growing and apparently very healthy and changing market. That is very good news -- so far, at least.
The companies we follow are changing as well. Yesterday we compared the two platform heavy hitters, Apple's iOS vs. Google's Android. However, while Apple has built an ecosystem that includes both an operating system and a line of handsets, Google's smartphone presence comes primarily through its Android OS, which is installed on many different handsets. Google's own branded smartphones have not really clicked yet, but that's another story.
When thinking about the leaders in this space, we have to decide whether we are talking about the operating systems or the handsets. The leading operating systems are Google's Android and Apple's iOS. The leading handset manufacturers are Apple and Samsung.
Today, Samsung is riding its rapid growth wave on handsets, while Apple may be cresting -- for now. This is a rapidly changing marketplace, so the leaders may shuffle from time to time.

Apple on the Defensive

In the mobile device market, Apple has never had to counterpunch before. Suddenly things are changing. Suddenly Apple is acting like the underdog -- very un-Apple-like. It no longer looks like the formidable leader of a year ago. It looks like it has taken a few punches and is trying to catch its breath. Samsung looks like it is gaining ground.
However, don't let all these theatrics fool you. The fight is not over. Apple will continue to do strong business, even though its stock price is in the toilet right now, because its customers love the company. It can recover, of course. The question is, will it? These waves often play out over several years.
Pulling the camera back and looking at the industry in general, it's clear that consumers want multiple choices. Some want one kind of device, while others want another. Many users like a smaller device and appreciate the entire Apple approach. Others like a larger screen and are more in tune with Samsung's approach. There are countless others who like the other competitive offerings as well.
That's the point. That's what we call the beginning of a healthy marketplace and choice. We want multiple players. We want choice. That will keep innovation high, prices low, and both customers and investors happy. Don't hope that one wins and the others lose -- hope they all win. That is good for everyone.
In the meantime, expect the battles between Apple and Google, and Apple and Samsung to continue. Keep your eyes open for two things later this year: One, watch what Apple does next; two, look for some surprises from smaller competitors. 2013 should be a very interesting year.somewhere in between.
It's easy to offer an opinion -- everyone has one. However, they are mostly based on emotion -- individual likes or dislikes. Opinions by themselves really have little effect on who will win or lose in the marketplace.

Samuel Dwayne  /  at  18:21  /  No comments


Samsung's Galaxy S4 Dims Apple's Glow Talk about attracting attention. As I write this, there are more than a thousand recent news stories and opinion pieces on the Google News site about the brand new Samsung Galaxy S4. That's an incredible win for a company that a few short years ago wasn't well known in the wireless business. Since Samsung is successfully transforming how the world thinks about it as a smartphone maker, what can we expect going forward?
The Samsung Galaxy S4
The Samsung Galaxy S4
If I'm reading the cards correctly, we can expect quite a bit. First, let's pull the camera back and take a look at Samsung from a longer-term historical perspective. Ten years ago, it was not a strong brand name in the wireless space at all, but it had a goal.
A few years ago -- before the great smartphone rush -- I met several high-level Samsung senior executives at a small Sprint Nextel event in Las Vegas. At that time, Samsung was building its brand in the space, but it still was struggling for attention.
During the last year or so, Samsung really seems to have hit its stride with the Galaxy S devices. Partnering with Google and using its Android operating system in wireless phones, Samsung has taken the lead in the space, far outpacing other handset makers. Samsung is climbing the growth side of the wave I often discuss.
Last week, at its big event at Radio City Music Hall in New York City, Samsung blew the roof off. It has become the leader on the Android side, competing directly with Apple. In fact, Samsung has Apple in its sights. Samsung is the No. 1 smartphone manufacturer in the world, and it wants to become the No. 1, best-known brand in the U.S. market as well.
This is a threat to Apple, but what can we really expect?
Market in Motion
If you read the stories, you will find plenty who love Samsung and the new Galaxy S4. Many think it is the iPhone killer. However, there are just as many who think it's just another device -- no big deal. It's just another Android phone, and it will have no effect on the iPhone. The truth may be So what's the answer? Well, there are plenty who like the Samsung Galaxy S4. Then again, there are also plenty who prefer the Apple iPhone. There are others who are drawn to the Nokia Lumia powered by Microsoft Windows Phone, or the new BlackBerry Z10, or any of a great number of devices from Huawei, ZTE, Sony, Motorola, HTC, LG and more.
Thinking about all these options, we can smile because yes, it appears we have the beginnings of a growing and apparently very healthy and changing market. That is very good news -- so far, at least.
The companies we follow are changing as well. Yesterday we compared the two platform heavy hitters, Apple's iOS vs. Google's Android. However, while Apple has built an ecosystem that includes both an operating system and a line of handsets, Google's smartphone presence comes primarily through its Android OS, which is installed on many different handsets. Google's own branded smartphones have not really clicked yet, but that's another story.
When thinking about the leaders in this space, we have to decide whether we are talking about the operating systems or the handsets. The leading operating systems are Google's Android and Apple's iOS. The leading handset manufacturers are Apple and Samsung.
Today, Samsung is riding its rapid growth wave on handsets, while Apple may be cresting -- for now. This is a rapidly changing marketplace, so the leaders may shuffle from time to time.

Apple on the Defensive

In the mobile device market, Apple has never had to counterpunch before. Suddenly things are changing. Suddenly Apple is acting like the underdog -- very un-Apple-like. It no longer looks like the formidable leader of a year ago. It looks like it has taken a few punches and is trying to catch its breath. Samsung looks like it is gaining ground.
However, don't let all these theatrics fool you. The fight is not over. Apple will continue to do strong business, even though its stock price is in the toilet right now, because its customers love the company. It can recover, of course. The question is, will it? These waves often play out over several years.
Pulling the camera back and looking at the industry in general, it's clear that consumers want multiple choices. Some want one kind of device, while others want another. Many users like a smaller device and appreciate the entire Apple approach. Others like a larger screen and are more in tune with Samsung's approach. There are countless others who like the other competitive offerings as well.
That's the point. That's what we call the beginning of a healthy marketplace and choice. We want multiple players. We want choice. That will keep innovation high, prices low, and both customers and investors happy. Don't hope that one wins and the others lose -- hope they all win. That is good for everyone.
In the meantime, expect the battles between Apple and Google, and Apple and Samsung to continue. Keep your eyes open for two things later this year: One, watch what Apple does next; two, look for some surprises from smaller competitors. 2013 should be a very interesting year.somewhere in between.
It's easy to offer an opinion -- everyone has one. However, they are mostly based on emotion -- individual likes or dislikes. Opinions by themselves really have little effect on who will win or lose in the marketplace.

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Jokes: Driver Vs Conductor

Driver Vs Conductor

A Taxi driver and his
conductor were both arguing
as to who was more brilliant.
Driver: You are very
illiterate,your ­­ dad must have
sold a cow to educate another
cow.

Conductor: Silly­! am more
educated than you.
Joe Amoke  /  at  09:30  /  2 comments

Driver Vs Conductor

A Taxi driver and his
conductor were both arguing
as to who was more brilliant.
Driver: You are very
illiterate,your ­­ dad must have
sold a cow to educate another
cow.

Conductor: Silly­! am more
educated than you.

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Wednesday, 20 March 2013

Funny Akpors Mathematics Jokes

A mathematics teacher stood
before a class of pupils n said
"it is time for calculation".
Knowing very well that Akpos, a
stubborn boy in the class who is
also empty headed when it comes to solving maths
questions was sleeping while
class was on going, he decided
to call him to answer his first
Joe Amoke  /  at  20:17  /  No comments

A mathematics teacher stood
before a class of pupils n said
"it is time for calculation".
Knowing very well that Akpos, a
stubborn boy in the class who is
also empty headed when it comes to solving maths
questions was sleeping while
class was on going, he decided
to call him to answer his first

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Top 5 Chrome Entertainment Apps




All Things Appy: Top 5 Chrome Entertainment AppsWe are going to be taking a look at self acclaimed world's number one browser, Google Chrome's, top 5 entertainment apps. How they can make your browsing experience one never to forget.
Google chrome has three categories of apps. They include - Web apps, themes and extensions.
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All Things Appy: Top 5 Chrome Entertainment AppsWe are going to be taking a look at self acclaimed world's number one browser, Google Chrome's, top 5 entertainment apps. How they can make your browsing experience one never to forget.
Google chrome has three categories of apps. They include - Web apps, themes and extensions.

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Sunday, 17 March 2013

Jokes: Funny Application Letter For A Job Of Security Guard At GTB

Funny Application Letter For A Job Of Security Guard At
GTB

Dear sar,
I am Name is Tenager, I apply to my job of security
guard to you boss in your company of GTBank. ...I am
complete to Sitted 7 examination certificate in 2003. My
skool here... KAMWALA BASIC very good. ...

I am 29 ears to be Born of age and no wafe and no
childish. My father dead long time ago and my mother
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Funny Application Letter For A Job Of Security Guard At
GTB

Dear sar,
I am Name is Tenager, I apply to my job of security
guard to you boss in your company of GTBank. ...I am
complete to Sitted 7 examination certificate in 2003. My
skool here... KAMWALA BASIC very good. ...

I am 29 ears to be Born of age and no wafe and no
childish. My father dead long time ago and my mother

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Weekend Joke For My Fellow Nigerians

If you are a man and you want to live a long life,
please don't go near your woman's phone unless u have shock-absorbers ­ like me.
I just got home now and met my neighbour
(Emeka) crying like a baby, then we got talking.

Me: Mekus wetin happen now...who die nau?

Emeka: Bros na Amaka o

Me: Chizoooooosu!!! ­ amaka don die?

Emeka: My brother had it been she even die self I
no go cry... this girl has finished me ooo

Me: Oya please calm down and tell me what
happened.
Joe Amoke  /  at  08:37  /  1 comment

If you are a man and you want to live a long life,
please don't go near your woman's phone unless u have shock-absorbers ­ like me.
I just got home now and met my neighbour
(Emeka) crying like a baby, then we got talking.

Me: Mekus wetin happen now...who die nau?

Emeka: Bros na Amaka o

Me: Chizoooooosu!!! ­ amaka don die?

Emeka: My brother had it been she even die self I
no go cry... this girl has finished me ooo

Me: Oya please calm down and tell me what
happened.

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Monday, 11 March 2013

MTN BIS Now rocking on PC


The use of M.T.N Blackberry Subscription plan on Pc has since last year stopped except with the usage of VPN but I will love to announce to all my fans  that it's back and I have downloaded files of 9.7G since yesterday. Now, you can surf and download with your blackberry subscription on your PC directly.

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The use of M.T.N Blackberry Subscription plan on Pc has since last year stopped except with the usage of VPN but I will love to announce to all my fans  that it's back and I have downloaded files of 9.7G since yesterday. Now, you can surf and download with your blackberry subscription on your PC directly.

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How to chat with your twitter friends on your 2go account


Morning! Viewers, Most of us has been using this method to chat with their followers through 2go account. Before this can be done, you must Signup with a website that connect your 2go account to twitter and facebook. 
Follow the below steps to get Started. 
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Morning! Viewers, Most of us has been using this method to chat with their followers through 2go account. Before this can be done, you must Signup with a website that connect your 2go account to twitter and facebook. 
Follow the below steps to get Started. 

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Sunday, 10 March 2013

Today's Quote - 10 March

"Determine never to be idle. No person will have occasion to complain of the want of time, who never loses any. It is wonderful how much may be done, if we are always doing." - Thomas Jefferson.
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"Determine never to be idle. No person will have occasion to complain of the want of time, who never loses any. It is wonderful how much may be done, if we are always doing." - Thomas Jefferson.

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Saturday, 9 March 2013

Today's Joke

There was a restaurant where Emeka always eat, and each time he's
eating, this white man always come in and eat, and when the
white man finshed eating, he always shout "HEY".

Emeka always wonder what make the white man shout like that, so one day, he
decided to eat what the white man always eat.
Joe Amoke  /  at  19:57  /  No comments

There was a restaurant where Emeka always eat, and each time he's
eating, this white man always come in and eat, and when the
white man finshed eating, he always shout "HEY".

Emeka always wonder what make the white man shout like that, so one day, he
decided to eat what the white man always eat.

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How to redirect 1and1 domain to your bloggers blog

Recently, Blogger added extra security when configuring a blog using a custom domain.
You know need to setup two CNAME values in the DNS settings of your domain for Blogger to recognize your custom domain settings.

Personally, I purchase all my domains with godaddy.com but let's assume for now that you have purchased a domain with 1and1.com and you would like to setup that domain on Blogger.
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Recently, Blogger added extra security when configuring a blog using a custom domain.
You know need to setup two CNAME values in the DNS settings of your domain for Blogger to recognize your custom domain settings.

Personally, I purchase all my domains with godaddy.com but let's assume for now that you have purchased a domain with 1and1.com and you would like to setup that domain on Blogger.

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Friday, 8 March 2013

Election for new pope to begin on Tuesday


Roman Catholic cardinals will begin election of a new pope on 12 March, the Vatican has announced after 115 cardinals gathered for talks.
Pope Benedict XVI stepped down last month after nearly eight years in office, becoming the first pope to resign in 600 years.
The 85-year-old blamed his failing health for his inability to carry on.
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Roman Catholic cardinals will begin election of a new pope on 12 March, the Vatican has announced after 115 cardinals gathered for talks.
Pope Benedict XVI stepped down last month after nearly eight years in office, becoming the first pope to resign in 600 years.
The 85-year-old blamed his failing health for his inability to carry on.

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1 killed in Afghan attack


A coalition contractor in eastern Afghanistan was killed Friday when people wearing Afghan National Army uniforms turned their weapons against International Security Assistance Force members, ISAF said.

The coalition has been working to thwart "insider" or "green-on-blue" attacks -- strikes against coalition members by people clad in police
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A coalition contractor in eastern Afghanistan was killed Friday when people wearing Afghan National Army uniforms turned their weapons against International Security Assistance Force members, ISAF said.

The coalition has been working to thwart "insider" or "green-on-blue" attacks -- strikes against coalition members by people clad in police

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Tuesday, 5 March 2013

Today's Quote - 5th March

"Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit." - Vince Lombardi.

Have a Nice day
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"Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit." - Vince Lombardi.

Have a Nice day

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Monday, 4 March 2013

Today's Quote - 4th March

"Be yourself, let you come through." - Jonathan Davis.
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"Be yourself, let you come through." - Jonathan Davis.

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Sunday, 3 March 2013

Today's Quote - 3rd March

"Every problem is a gift - without problems we would not grow." - Tony Robbins.

Have a lovely Sunday
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"Every problem is a gift - without problems we would not grow." - Tony Robbins.

Have a lovely Sunday

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Saturday, 2 March 2013

Joke of the day

A Nigerian man who makes casket was on his way to deliver one of the coffins when his car broke down. Trying not 2 be late,he put the coffin on his head and began heading to his destination. Some policemen saw him and wanted 2 make some money off him(bribe), so they challenged him;
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A Nigerian man who makes casket was on his way to deliver one of the coffins when his car broke down. Trying not 2 be late,he put the coffin on his head and began heading to his destination. Some policemen saw him and wanted 2 make some money off him(bribe), so they challenged him;

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Today's Quote - 2nd March

"The starting point of all achievement is desire." - Napoleon Hill. 
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"The starting point of all achievement is desire." - Napoleon Hill. 

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Friday, 1 March 2013

Football Jokes

‎1.If you want a very patient Man,
date an Arsenal fan.

2. If you want a humble Man
date
a Liverpool fan.

3. If you want a Man that will
spend Money on you any how

Joe Amoke  /  at  13:27  /  No comments

‎1.If you want a very patient Man,
date an Arsenal fan.

2. If you want a humble Man
date
a Liverpool fan.

3. If you want a Man that will
spend Money on you any how

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Today's Quote - 1st march

One of the main weaknesses of mankind is the average man's familiarity with the word 'impossible'." - Napoleon Hill.

Happy New Month.
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One of the main weaknesses of mankind is the average man's familiarity with the word 'impossible'." - Napoleon Hill.

Happy New Month.

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Thursday, 28 February 2013

Today's Quote - 28th feb

"With realization of one's own potential and self-confidence ­ in
one's ability, one can build a better world." - Dalai Lama.

Happy Month End!
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"With realization of one's own potential and self-confidence ­ in
one's ability, one can build a better world." - Dalai Lama.

Happy Month End!

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Friday, 4 January 2013

Browse Unlimited on Your phone and Pc using GLO BIS


The long awaited trick is out

Now you can now browse almost unlimited on your PC or

Mobile Phone Using GLO BIS
All you have to do is set your device as follows

Apn: blackberry.net

ip: empty
Joe Amoke  /  at  18:19  /  3 comments


The long awaited trick is out

Now you can now browse almost unlimited on your PC or

Mobile Phone Using GLO BIS
All you have to do is set your device as follows

Apn: blackberry.net

ip: empty

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