Jokes: Okechukwu and The Lion

A man who was
looking for a job? He noticed there was an
opening at the local zoo. Upon inquiry, he
discovered the zoo had a very unusual
position that they wanted to fill. 

Apparently
their gorilla had died, and until they could
get a new one, they needed someone to
dress up in a gorilla suit and act like a gorilla
for a few days. He was to just sit, eat, and
sleep. Of course, his identity would be kept a
secret, and no one would be the wiser,
thanks to a very fine gorilla suit. 

The zoo
offered good pay for this job, so the man
decided to do it. He tried on the suit and
sure enough, he looked just like a gorilla.

They led him to the cage; he took a position
at the back of the cage and pretended to
sleep. But after a while, he got tired of sitting
so he walked around a little bit, jumped up
and down and tried a few gorilla noises. The
people watching him seemed to really like
that. When he would move or jump around,
they would clap and cheer and throw him
peanuts. And the man loved peanuts.

So he jumped around some more and tried
climbing a tree. That seemed to really get the
crowd excited. They threw more peanuts.
Playing to the crowd, he grabbed a vine and
swung from one side of the cage to the
other. The people loved it and threw more
peanuts. "Wow! This is great," he thought.
He swung higher and the crowd grew
bigger. 

He continued to swing on the vine,
getting higher and higher and then all Last,
all of a sudden, the vine broke! He swung up
and out of the cage, landing in the lion's
cage that was next door. He panicked.
There was a huge lion not twenty feet away,
and it looked very hungry. So the man in the
gorilla suit started jumping up and down,
screaming and yelling, "Help, help! Get me
out of here! I'm not really a gorilla! I'm a
man in a gorilla suit! HELP!" The lion quickly
pounced on the man, held him down and
said, OKECHUKWU NO FEAR, NA ME
CHIJIOKE "be quiet! You're going to make
both of us loose our job