Monday, 28 July 2014

Akpos and Doctor

Akpos who just received a message that his
wife has given birth, ran happily to the
hospital and the following conversation
took place between him and the doctor...
DOCTOR: Congratulation sir, your wife has
just given birth to Triplet.
AKPOS: Thanks doctor but why did you and
my wife name the baby without my
consent?
One word for akpos??
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Akpos who just received a message that his
wife has given birth, ran happily to the
hospital and the following conversation
took place between him and the doctor...
DOCTOR: Congratulation sir, your wife has
just given birth to Triplet.
AKPOS: Thanks doctor but why did you and
my wife name the baby without my
consent?
One word for akpos??

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Wednesday, 3 July 2013

JOKE OF THE DAY**** *** WHY MTN MAGIC SIM STOPPED***

*** WHY MTN MAGIC SIM
STOPPED*** customer care :
good morning how can I help
you ?
Akpos: I dnt knw what is
happening to my mtn sim. I
have tried all I could to turn it to
magic sim, but it
didn't work. customer care :
magic sim ?
Akpos : yeah.that what my friend
called it, he had been browsing
unlimitedly for the past 1 year
customer care : 1 year?
Akpos : yeah
customer care : ok,how did yu do
ur ow dat didnt
work out?
Akpos: I recharged N300,then snt
2hr to 131, I then remove the sim
for
25hrs.then I dialed *123*4*5*1#
and it didnt work
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*** WHY MTN MAGIC SIM
STOPPED*** customer care :
good morning how can I help
you ?
Akpos: I dnt knw what is
happening to my mtn sim. I
have tried all I could to turn it to
magic sim, but it
didn't work. customer care :
magic sim ?
Akpos : yeah.that what my friend
called it, he had been browsing
unlimitedly for the past 1 year
customer care : 1 year?
Akpos : yeah
customer care : ok,how did yu do
ur ow dat didnt
work out?
Akpos: I recharged N300,then snt
2hr to 131, I then remove the sim
for
25hrs.then I dialed *123*4*5*1#
and it didnt work

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Tuesday, 2 July 2013

If you are this Man what will you do?

the case of three friends given a boat ferry lift. As they reach the middle of the river the boat started shaking, passengers were too many. The boat owner said one person among the three friends will have to leave the boat. How do they do it? By asking them qustions. Whoever fails to answer his qustion will be thrown into the river to reduce the weight. So first friend was asked: "When did the second world war end?" He said "1945", and he was allowed. The second was asked, "How many people were killed?" He said "Three million". The man said correct. And the the third was asked, "Mention their names
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the case of three friends given a boat ferry lift. As they reach the middle of the river the boat started shaking, passengers were too many. The boat owner said one person among the three friends will have to leave the boat. How do they do it? By asking them qustions. Whoever fails to answer his qustion will be thrown into the river to reduce the weight. So first friend was asked: "When did the second world war end?" He said "1945", and he was allowed. The second was asked, "How many people were killed?" He said "Three million". The man said correct. And the the third was asked, "Mention their names

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Monday, 1 July 2013

Check Out Akpor jamb Result

Papa Akpors: Akpos,I learnt your JAMB
result is out.
Akpors: Daddy You
rememberJohn wey dey carryfirst for our
whole school? he failed...
Papa Akpors:that's terrible,what happened?
Akpors: You
also remember Paul wey dey teach me for
house? He failed too.
Papa Akpors: what's
causing the poor performance?
Akpors:Daddy I don't know, na so e be o. Even
Kelvin who won the Cowbell competition
failed too.
Papa Akpors: so how was your
own result?

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Papa Akpors: Akpos,I learnt your JAMB
result is out.
Akpors: Daddy You
rememberJohn wey dey carryfirst for our
whole school? he failed...
Papa Akpors:that's terrible,what happened?
Akpors: You
also remember Paul wey dey teach me for
house? He failed too.
Papa Akpors: what's
causing the poor performance?
Akpors:Daddy I don't know, na so e be o. Even
Kelvin who won the Cowbell competition
failed too.
Papa Akpors: so how was your
own result?

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Thursday, 2 May 2013

You need to Read This...

CRUSADE!! CRUSAD­E!! CRUSADE!!!

Dortmund Christian Ministry in conjunction with Bayern Church has made
this 2 days power packed crusade, tagged 'Destroying all Spanish
Giants & Goliath: Part 2''to a succesfull ending.

THE CRUSADE was able to accomplish:

1. Breaking of curses (El Clasico)
2. Freedom from powers (Platini)
3. Humilation of Pride (Jose Mourinho)
4. Overpowering Principalities (Lionel Messi)
5. Achieving your Destiny & reaching your goals (Wembley)

The Host Pastor: Rev Robert Lewandolski.
Was beating yesterday by Brother Alonso and apostle Ramos... So
because of that, he wrote a letter before tonight crusade to
Rev, pastor & Elder Arjen Robben and Thomas Muller who ministered
today and also the one and only Pastor Pique who spoiled the crusade
microphone during tonite crusade

The host Pastor Lewandolski thanked them so much for their efforts..

He didnt forget Pastor Marco Reus & other Anointed Men of Soccer.

Then the Ushering Units: Messi and Ronaldo dissapointed the sisters
and young brothers because they were no where to be found during the
crusade...

Glory..Glory..G ­lory
all the spanish Giants where succesfully knocked out of your life forever.

Can someone shout a loud Amen if u ar amoung those dat recieved
anointing and delivered from this 2 days power packed crusade..
Joe Amoke  /  at  15:33  /  No comments

CRUSADE!! CRUSAD­E!! CRUSADE!!!

Dortmund Christian Ministry in conjunction with Bayern Church has made
this 2 days power packed crusade, tagged 'Destroying all Spanish
Giants & Goliath: Part 2''to a succesfull ending.

THE CRUSADE was able to accomplish:

1. Breaking of curses (El Clasico)
2. Freedom from powers (Platini)
3. Humilation of Pride (Jose Mourinho)
4. Overpowering Principalities (Lionel Messi)
5. Achieving your Destiny & reaching your goals (Wembley)

The Host Pastor: Rev Robert Lewandolski.
Was beating yesterday by Brother Alonso and apostle Ramos... So
because of that, he wrote a letter before tonight crusade to
Rev, pastor & Elder Arjen Robben and Thomas Muller who ministered
today and also the one and only Pastor Pique who spoiled the crusade
microphone during tonite crusade

The host Pastor Lewandolski thanked them so much for their efforts..

He didnt forget Pastor Marco Reus & other Anointed Men of Soccer.

Then the Ushering Units: Messi and Ronaldo dissapointed the sisters
and young brothers because they were no where to be found during the
crusade...

Glory..Glory..G ­lory
all the spanish Giants where succesfully knocked out of your life forever.

Can someone shout a loud Amen if u ar amoung those dat recieved
anointing and delivered from this 2 days power packed crusade..

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Jokes: Akpors is 'Dead'

Akpors and Shaam needed cash
so bad.

They started thinking of what to
do to get fast cash.

After a long thinking, Akpors
suggested they dupe his
insurance company.

He told Shaam his insurance
company is to pay him $ 10miilion
if he ever dies.

So he is going to play dead and
then after, Shaam can go collect
the cash and they can both share
the cash.

Shaam told the insurance
company Akpors is dead and they
followed him down to where
Akpors is been lay down dead to
confirm.

INSURANCE REP : Are you sure he
is dead?

Shaam: Ye....s (Crying)

INSURANCE REP : But a dead man
don't suppose to cross his hands.
Akpors: (Released his hands
straight)

INSURANCE REP : But a dead man
don't suppose to cross his leg
either.

Akpors: (Straighten's up his legs)

INSURANCE REP: Now that we have confirmed that he isdead, we will need
to cut off his head as an evidence to our Boss.
(Brings out a sword to cut Akpors
head off)

Akpors Shouted "Am not dead
ooo, Am alive"


One word for Akpors?
Joe Amoke  /  at  07:25  /  No comments

Akpors and Shaam needed cash
so bad.

They started thinking of what to
do to get fast cash.

After a long thinking, Akpors
suggested they dupe his
insurance company.

He told Shaam his insurance
company is to pay him $ 10miilion
if he ever dies.

So he is going to play dead and
then after, Shaam can go collect
the cash and they can both share
the cash.

Shaam told the insurance
company Akpors is dead and they
followed him down to where
Akpors is been lay down dead to
confirm.

INSURANCE REP : Are you sure he
is dead?

Shaam: Ye....s (Crying)

INSURANCE REP : But a dead man
don't suppose to cross his hands.
Akpors: (Released his hands
straight)

INSURANCE REP : But a dead man
don't suppose to cross his leg
either.

Akpors: (Straighten's up his legs)

INSURANCE REP: Now that we have confirmed that he isdead, we will need
to cut off his head as an evidence to our Boss.
(Brings out a sword to cut Akpors
head off)

Akpors Shouted "Am not dead
ooo, Am alive"


One word for Akpors?

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Thursday, 25 April 2013

Chika Ike Shaves her hair for #5million



 Nollywood popular actress Chika Ike has agreed to shave off all her hair for an amount reported to be #500000(five million Naira). In a movie titled MOMENT OF TEARS Chika Ike has joined the likes of Mercy Johnson and Oge Okoye who shave thier head because of money.
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 Nollywood popular actress Chika Ike has agreed to shave off all her hair for an amount reported to be #500000(five million Naira). In a movie titled MOMENT OF TEARS Chika Ike has joined the likes of Mercy Johnson and Oge Okoye who shave thier head because of money.

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Jokes: Akpors at his best

Akpors was having a snack of BREAD AND
JAM when an American
man CHUCKLING CHEWING GUM, sits
down next to him.

He ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.

American: "You African folks eat the whole bread??"

Akpors (in a bad mood):
"Of course."

American: "We don't. In
the States, we only eat
Joe Amoke  /  at  09:16  /  1 comment

Akpors was having a snack of BREAD AND
JAM when an American
man CHUCKLING CHEWING GUM, sits
down next to him.

He ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.

American: "You African folks eat the whole bread??"

Akpors (in a bad mood):
"Of course."

American: "We don't. In
the States, we only eat

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Thursday, 18 April 2013

Please Give This Picture A Name


Please my wonderful Readers i have been thinking of a suitable name to give these guy 
since i took the picture when i visited a friend of mine in Warri, Delta State Nigeria



Joe Amoke  /  at  14:34  /  2 comments


Please my wonderful Readers i have been thinking of a suitable name to give these guy 
since i took the picture when i visited a friend of mine in Warri, Delta State Nigeria



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Wednesday, 17 April 2013

Akpors Letter To His Principal

AKPORS LETTER OF LEAVE THE SCHOOL

Dear Sir,

I am very happy that i am rite this letter to you. How are you
and your wife and your childs. I am rite this letta to told you that i
am leave your school
forever. Why because in your school your teachers are cane us
all very hard one and sometimes i wanted to cried but my friends
tell me that man is not crying so i never cry. The last time bi too
that we write exams in the school that i am get 20% teacher tell me
that "my head is die", oh it pain me too much that he tell me that
thing. But, now i am get addittion to another scholl to write G-ece at
that place. Ah i am
tell you plenty things too much for now. Ahaa! The time that you tell
me as to come to school early kra-mpo sometime i wake up early and
tries to be late. You have do saa now that i am left
the school for you peoples. I am gone away.


Bye bye teachers
Yours FateFool,
Akpors
Joe Amoke  /  at  14:26  /  No comments

AKPORS LETTER OF LEAVE THE SCHOOL

Dear Sir,

I am very happy that i am rite this letter to you. How are you
and your wife and your childs. I am rite this letta to told you that i
am leave your school
forever. Why because in your school your teachers are cane us
all very hard one and sometimes i wanted to cried but my friends
tell me that man is not crying so i never cry. The last time bi too
that we write exams in the school that i am get 20% teacher tell me
that "my head is die", oh it pain me too much that he tell me that
thing. But, now i am get addittion to another scholl to write G-ece at
that place. Ah i am
tell you plenty things too much for now. Ahaa! The time that you tell
me as to come to school early kra-mpo sometime i wake up early and
tries to be late. You have do saa now that i am left
the school for you peoples. I am gone away.


Bye bye teachers
Yours FateFool,
Akpors

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