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CRUSADE!! CRUSAD­E!! CRUSADE!!!

Dortmund Christian Ministry in conjunction with Bayern Church has made
this 2 days power packed crusade, tagged 'Destroying all Spanish
Giants & Goliath: Part 2''to a succesfull ending.

THE CRUSADE was able to accomplish:

1. Breaking of curses (El Clasico)
2. Freedom from powers (Platini)
3. Humilation of Pride (Jose Mourinho)
4. Overpowering Principalities (Lionel Messi)
5. Achieving your Destiny & reaching your goals (Wembley)

The Host Pastor: Rev Robert Lewandolski.
Was beating yesterday by Brother Alonso and apostle Ramos... So
because of that, he wrote a letter before tonight crusade to
Rev, pastor & Elder Arjen Robben and Thomas Muller who ministered
today and also the one and only Pastor Pique who spoiled the crusade
microphone during tonite crusade

The host Pastor Lewandolski thanked them so much for their efforts..

He didnt forget Pastor Marco Reus & other Anointed Men of Soccer.

Then the Ushering Units: Messi and Ronaldo dissapointed the sisters
and young brothers because they were no where to be found during the
crusade...

Glory..Glory..G ­lory
all the spanish Giants where succesfully knocked out of your life forever.

Can someone shout a loud Amen if u ar amoung those dat recieved
anointing and delivered from this 2 days power packed crusade..

Jokes: Akpors is 'Dead'

Akpors and Shaam needed cash
so bad.

They started thinking of what to
do to get fast cash.

After a long thinking, Akpors
suggested they dupe his
insurance company.

He told Shaam his insurance
company is to pay him $ 10miilion
if he ever dies.

So he is going to play dead and
then after, Shaam can go collect
the cash and they can both share
the cash.

Shaam told the insurance
company Akpors is dead and they
followed him down to where
Akpors is been lay down dead to
confirm.

INSURANCE REP : Are you sure he
is dead?

Shaam: Ye....s (Crying)

INSURANCE REP : But a dead man
don't suppose to cross his hands.
Akpors: (Released his hands
straight)

INSURANCE REP : But a dead man
don't suppose to cross his leg
either.

Akpors: (Straighten's up his legs)

INSURANCE REP: Now that we have confirmed that he isdead, we will need
to cut off his head as an evidence to our Boss.
(Brings out a sword to cut Akpors
head off)

Akpors Shouted "Am not dead
ooo, Am alive"


One word for Akpors?