Wednesday, 27 March 2013

Jokes: Akpors And His Lecturer

Joe Amoke  /  at  00:55  /  1 comment

Akpors who has lived in Ghana all his life, just got
admission into one of the Nigerian institutions. At
the first day of lecture, the following conversation
erupted….. 
The Lecturer said, “let’s begin by reviewing some
Nigerian history.” The Lecturer asked who said, “I
shall return to die in the land of my fathers?”
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Akpos,
who had his hand up. Akpos replied: “King Jaja of
Opobo, 1875”
very good!” said lecturer. 

Then, she asked again, who said, “The land use
act will feed the nation?” Again, no response
except from Akpos:”Obasanjo , 1976.”

The
Lecturer snapped at the class; “class, you should
be ashamed. Akpors, who is new to our Country,

knows more about our history than you do.” The Lecturer heard a loud whisper: ”Ghana must
go”. 

“who said that?” she demanded, Akpos put
his hand up,”Buhari 1984.” 

At that point, a
student at the back scornfully said;”Hmmm, you
think you are smart?” The Lecturer glared and asked; “All right! Now,
who said that?” Again, Akpos said,”Babangida to
Abiola, 1992.” 

Hmmm, a Student at the back smilled “I dey laugh
ooh” Akpos smilled back and said Obasanjo to
Atiku 2001. 

Now furious, another student yelled; ”Oh yeah!
Eat this!” Akpos jumped out of his chair waving
his hand and shouting to the Lecturer,”Indian
mistress giving an apple to Abacha, 1998. 
Now, with almost mob hyseria, someone said;
“You little poo. If you say anything else, I’ll kill
you.” Akpos frantically yelled at the top of his
voice; “Chris Uba to Ngige, 2004!” 

The Lecturer fainted, and as the class gathered
around her on the floor, someone said; “Oh poo,
we’re in Big trouble now!” Akpos whispered;
“Chimaroke Nnamani, Ayodele Fayose and
Lucky Igbinedon 2007. 

Someone angrily said; “Dont answer him, he is a
fool” Akpos smiled nd replied; “Obansanjo to IBB,
2011 

Now,
the Lecturer managed to get up and asked
Akpos; pls, who’re you? Show your self..

Akpos
jumped, yelled and said; Jonathan to BOKO HARAM, 2012

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1 comment:

  1. Guy u badt oh, u sabi crack joke, i like your style.

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