Saturday, 13 April 2013

Jokes: Akpors at it again

Joe Amoke  /  at  07:47  /  No comments

A warden caught Akpors leaving the vicinity of the
reservoir with a bucket of fish and the following conversation
started .

Warden: Aha! I've caught you
stealing fish red-handed!

Akpors: What do you mean by red-handed?

Warden: You've got a bucket full of fish right here, you can't
talk your way out of it this time.

Akpors: Oh, you don't
understand, I've not stolen a thing. These are my pet fish! I
bring them to the reservoir once a week for exercise. After

they've had a good swim, they come back to the bucket & we
go back home.

Warden: Do you expect me to believe such a tale?

Akpors: I can prove it. So they walked back to the reservoir and Akpors dipped
the bucket in & the fishes swam away.

They both stood in
silence for 20, 30, 40
minutes…..No sign of the fish coming back to the bucket.

Warden: Ha, you lying rogue!!!
You steal fish?

Akpors: What fish? Where is your proof.

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