Thursday, 4 April 2013

Jokes: Mr. Ofoka and the funny Akpors

Joe Amoke  /  at  17:42  /  1 comment

One day at the end of class, a teacher Mr.
Ofoka asked the whole class to go home and
think of a story and then conclude the moral of
that story. 

The following day Mr. Ofoka came into the class
and asked for the first volunteer to tell their story. 

little Suzy raises her hand and was asked to go
ahead. "My dad owns a farm and every Sunday we load
the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town

to sell them at the market. Well, one Sunday we
hit a big bump and all the eggs flew out of the
basket and onto the road." 

Then Mr. Afoka asked for the moral lesson of the
story. Suzy replied, "Don't keep all your eggs in one
basket." 

Next is little Lucy. "Well my dad owns a farm too and every
weekend we take the chicken eggs and put them
in the incubator. Last weekend only 8 of the 12
eggs hatched." 

Mr. Afoka also asked for the moral lesson of the
story. Lucy replied "Don't count your eggs before
they're hatched." 

The last person was Akpors. Akpors started like this: "My uncle Tedra fought in the Vietnam war; his
plane was shot down over enemy territory. He
jumped out before it crashed with only a case of
beer, a machine gun and a machete. On the way
down he drank the case of beer. Unfortunately,
he landed right in the middle of 100 Vietnamese soldiers. He shot 70 with his machine gun, but ran
out of bullets, so he pulled out his machete and
killed 20 more. The blade of his machete broke,
so he killed the last ten with his bare hands". 

Mr. Afoka looked at Akpors in shock and asked if
there is possibly any moral lesson to his story. 
Akpors replied, "Don't fuck with uncle Tedra when he's
been drinking!" 

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1 comment:

  1. yup, never fuck with someone drinking

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