Joke of the day

A Nigerian man who makes casket was on his way to deliver one of the coffins when his car broke down. Trying not 2 be late,he put the coffin on his head and began heading to his destination. Some policemen saw him and wanted 2 make some money off him(bribe), so they challenged him;

Hey! What are you carrying and where are you going?, the man said, "I no like were them bury me, so I want go bury myself for another place"
The policemen left everyfin even d cars nd hold nd ran for their lives