Jokes: Akpors And Armed Robbers

Akpors and Ajo were having dinner
when suddenly armed robber
broke into their house. Akpors wanted to run
away but he said to himself
that if he run away, he might be killed so he
freezed himself & stood like
an image. The armed robber ordered for money
but they did not have
money, so the armed robber looked at the image, then turned to Akpor's friend Ajo and said:

Armed Robber: Take a look at such a beautiful
image you have in your house, but
you don't have any money. Infact i'm going to destroy this image.


*sets his gun, points at the image(Akpors) and
was about to shoot.*

Akpors: (screamed out!) Please don't shoot, i am
the image of God.

Armed Robber: So here you are, i have been
praying to you to give me job
but you don't want to answer my prayer. Today, since i have the
opportunity of seeing you, i will not let you escape. When you get to
hell, explain to them why you did not want to
give me a job.

*about to shoot*

Akpors: (screamed out again!) Please, please, i am
the image of Akpors. I don't want to die!.

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