Weekend Joke For My Fellow Nigerians

If you are a man and you want to live a long life,
please don't go near your woman's phone unless u have shock-absorbers ­ like me.
I just got home now and met my neighbour
(Emeka) crying like a baby, then we got talking.

Me: Mekus wetin happen now...who die nau?

Emeka: Bros na Amaka o

Me: Chizoooooosu!!! ­ amaka don die?

Emeka: My brother had it been she even die self I
no go cry... this girl has finished me ooo

Me: Oya please calm down and tell me what
happened.


Emeka: Can you imagine Amaka that i have been paying
her school fees up to her final year now use
"idiot" to save my name in her phone....

Me: Mshhhhhhhhhhh na the idiot the pain you?
Even making you cry? you get time my brother...

Emeka: Bros no be the idiot the pain me, the thing is that my own idiot is idiot number 18

Me: Hmmm my brother manage the idiot nau, after all
my own girl that I want to marry use Evangelist Jonas to save my name in her phone...

Emeka (laughing now): Na waoo at least that one is even better...
Me: Shut up! When I scrolled the phone further I saw
3 other evangelists (Ibe,Timothy and Jacob),
then 2 pastors (Mike and Anthony), and then 4 Apostles (Chidi, Samuel, Mike and Greg), then 2
Rev (Chika and Ifeanyi) and then one bishop Francis....

Emeka: Hahahahahahaha may be that bishop is d
general overseer of her heart and you be ordinary
branch pastor!!!!

Have A lovely Weekend