JOKE OF THE DAY**** *** WHY MTN MAGIC SIM STOPPED***

*** WHY MTN MAGIC SIMSTOPPED*** customer care :good morning how can I helpyou ?Akpos: I dnt knw what ishappening to my mtn sim. Ihave tried all I could to turn it tomagic sim, but itdidn't work. customer care :magic sim ?Akpos : yeah.that what my friendcalled it, he had been browsingunlimitedly for the past 1 yearcu

If you are this Man what will you do?

the case of three friends given a boat ferry lift. As they reach the middle of the river the boat started shaking, passengers were too many. The boat owner said one person among the three friends will have to leave the boat. How do they do it? By asking them qustions. Whoever fails to answer his qustion will be throw

Check Out Akpor jamb Result

Papa Akpors: Akpos,I learnt your JAMBresult is out.Akpors: Daddy YourememberJohn wey dey carryfirst for ourwhole school? he failed...Papa Akpors:that's terrible,what happened?Akpors: Youalso remember Paul wey dey teach me forhouse? He failed too.Papa Akpors: what'scausing the poor performance?Akpors:Daddy I don't kno

You need to Read This...

CRUSADE!! CRUSAD­E!! CRUSADE!!! Dortmund Christian Ministry in conjunction with Bayern Church has made this 2 days power packed crusade, tagged 'Destroying all Spanish Giants & Goliath: Part 2''to a succesfull ending. THE CRUSADE was able to accomplish: 1. Breaking of curses (El Clasico) 2. Freedom from powers

Jokes: Akpors is 'Dead'

Akpors and Shaam needed cash so bad. They started thinking of what to do to get fast cash. After a long thinking, Akpors suggested they dupe his insurance company. He told Shaam his insurance company is to pay him $ 10miilion if he ever dies. So he is going to play dead and then after, Shaam can go collect the cas

Chika Ike Shaves her hair for #5million

 Nollywood popular actress Chika Ike has agreed to shave off all her hair for an amount reported to be #500000(five million Naira). In a movie titled MOMENT OF TEARS Chika Ike has joined the likes of Mercy Johnson and Oge Okoye who shave thier head because of money.

Jokes: Akpors at his best

Akpors was having a snack of BREAD AND JAM when an American man CHUCKLING CHEWING GUM, sits down next to him. He ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a conversation. American: "You African folks eat the whole bread??" Akpors (in a bad mood): "Of course." American: "We don't. In the States, we o

Please Give This Picture A Name

Please my wonderful Readers i have been thinking of a suitable name to give these guy  since i took the picture when i visited a friend of mine in Warri, Delta State Nigeria

Akpors Letter To His Principal

AKPORS LETTER OF LEAVE THE SCHOOL Dear Sir, I am very happy that i am rite this letter to you. How are you and your wife and your childs. I am rite this letta to told you that i am leave your school forever. Why because in your school your teachers are cane us all very hard one and sometimes i wanted to cried but my

If You Were To Be In Akpors Shoes, What Will You Do? >>> Part 2

There was a night i ate a very heavy meal, drank a bottle of beer and fell asleep with a tooth pick in my mouth. I found myself in a dream being chased by my Girlfriend inside a bush with a sharp cutlass. I ran as fast as i could like a mad man. She couldn't catch up with me after trying everything possible, she chang

If You Are In Akpors Shoes What Will You Do

Three men were in a hospital visiting room, waiting for their pregnant wifes who where in labour at the labour room. Minuteslater, a nurse came andasked; Who is mr Timithat works with threecrowns milk? Mr Timisaid; it's me,the nurse said;Congratulation sir, yourwifehas just given birth totriplate.The nurse went in

Lol... Akpors the Marketer

A little old ladyanswered a knock onthe door one day,only to be confronted bya well-dressed youngmanAkpos by name,carrying a vacuumcleaner."Goodmorning," said theyoung man. "If icould take a minute ofyour time, i wouldlike to demostrate thelatest in highpowered vacuumcleaners.""Go away!" said the oldlady. "I haven

Is Akpors Really Mad

Akpors wanted to use his ATM card but the machine kept on rejecting the card. A frustrated Akpors called his bank help line. Akpors : (angrily) So what's wrong with my ATM card. Call girl : Sir, I have checked your account, everything is alright here and You should be able to use your card, are you sure you

Jokes: Akpors at it again

A warden caught Akpors leaving the vicinity of the reservoir with a bucket of fish and the following conversation started . Warden: Aha! I've caught you stealing fish red-handed! Akpors: What do you mean by red-handed? Warden: You've got a bucket full of fish right here, you can't talk your way out of it th

Jokes: Akpors The Coffin Maker

Akpors was a professionalcarpenterand was transporting one ofhisproduct [coffin box] to hiscustomer at night, suddenly, his car brokedownand decided to carry thecoffin on hishead. when some Nigerianpolice stopped him.You know police and theirwahala.

Jokes: Akpors And His Foolish Friends

Peter : "I want my money now!" Tom : "I will kill myself so that I won't pay you *he pulled a gun and shot himself dead* Peter : "hahaha..... If you think you'll get away with my money you are wrong, i'l follow you until you pay me *he takes the gun and shot himself dead as well *

Jokes: Who's The Dumbest

Whos is the dumbest? (1) A Ugandan who goes to the bank with a spanner to open a bank account. (2) A Nigerian who removes his shoes to enter a taxi (3) A Kenyan who went to bed with a ruler just to know how long he has slept (4) A Tanzanian who watches news on tv and waves at a news reader (5) A Zambia

Joke: Akpors And The Pastor

A man Named Apkors went to church for confession: Akpors: I have sinned and I need confession. Pastor: say exactly what you did. So that your sins will be fully forgiven. Akpors: I committed Adultery with several church female. Pastor: say there names and the number of times you had sex with them. Akpo

Jokes: Mr. Ofoka and the funny Akpors

One day at the end of class, a teacher Mr.Ofoka asked the whole class to go home andthink of a story and then conclude the moral ofthat story. The following day Mr. Ofoka came into the classand asked for the first volunteer to tell their story. little Suzy raises her hand and was asked to goahead. "My dad o

Jokes: The Three Lazy Student

3 guys missed exam because they didn't read. So they Cameup with a plan. Got themselves very dirty usinggrease then went to see the Dean. Sir we are sorry we couldn't make it for the exam.We attended a wedding on our way back the carbroke down thus we're so dirty.The Dean understood and gave them 3 days to prepa

Jokes: Akpors And Armed Robbers

Akpors and Ajo were having dinner when suddenly armed robber broke into their house. Akpors wanted to run away but he said to himself that if he run away, he might be killed so he freezed himself & stood likean image. The armed robber ordered for moneybut they did not havemoney, so the armed robber looked at the

GLO BIS Is Back on PC and Phone

Glo BIS is back and rocking again on Phone and Pc  Glo BIS is now working after it was blocked by Glo Mobile Network but am Glad to tell you tha it has started working. Get it Here

Jokes: Crazy Things About Akpors

WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT AKPOS.Akpos can answer a missed call.Government of Nigeria pay taxes to Akpos.Nasa's rocket engine has been copied fromAkpos' motorcycle.If you say,"No one is perfect", Akpos takesthis as a personal insult.Akpos can make onions cry.The missing piece in Apple's logo was eatenby Akpos.

Jokes: Akpor the journalist

Akpors was a journalist. He saw few peoplecrowding around a dead figure. So hewanted to be the first to give breaking newsof this tragic event.However,he could not getthrough as the crowd didn't move.Thenhethought of plan.He shouted at the top of his voice:

Happy Easter Celebration

Happy easter Celebration everyone, and i will like to use this medium to thank my wonderful readers                                                          Have a Nic

Jokes: Drunkard And The Priest

Two little boys stole a bag of orange from their neighbour & decided to go to a calm place to share the loot" One of them suggested the nearby cemetery . As they were jumping the big gate to enter the cemetery, 2 oranges fell out of the bag

Jokes: Akpors and the Landlord

Papa: Papa Emeka is coming to collect the money i owed him. When he comes, tell him i have traveled. You hear? Akpos: yes Papa. Papa Emeka entered: Akpos where is your father? Akpos: he has travelled. Papa Emeka: when is he coming back? Akpors: wait, let me go and ask him? (Akpos went inside, open the back of

Jokes: Akpors And His Lecturer

Akpors who has lived in Ghana all his life, just gotadmission into one of the Nigerian institutions. Atthe first day of lecture, the following conversationerupted….. The Lecturer said, “let’s begin by reviewing someNigerian history.” The Lecturer asked who said, “Ishall return to die in the land of my fathers?”S

Jokes: Akpors On CNN

AKPORS ON CNN!!CNN REPORTER: Mr. Akpors, how doyou feel about thefact that a white man was the first manon the moon?AKPORS: You whites you think you areclever, a blackman will be the first man on the SUN!..

Jokes: Okechukwu and The Lion

A man who waslooking for a job? He noticed there was anopening at the local zoo. Upon inquiry, hediscovered the zoo had a very unusualposition that they wanted to fill.  Apparentlytheir gorilla had died, and until they couldget a new one, they needed someone todress up in a gorilla suit and act like a gorillafo

HTTPS Security Encryption Flaws Found

Security researchers have discovered weaknesses that could be exploited to crack some types of encrypted Web communications. The flaw exists in the RC4 encryption algorithm that's often used to help secure the SSL/TLS communications that underpin secure (HTTPS) Web pages. The flaw was first disclosed&

Apple ID password reset exploit reportedly in the wild

A new exploit lets anyone who knows your birthday and e-mail address reset your Apple ID password, according to a new report. The exploit, described by The Verge though not posted publicly, makes use of a special URL that gets around the need for a security question, a security measure Apple put in

How long will Panasonic keep making plasma TVs?

Panasonic confirmed this week that it's in discussions over whether it will jettison its plasma TV business. For me, it's deja vu as yet another Japanese manufacturer struggles to sell high-quality televisions. In 2008, the Pioneer Elite Kuro PRO-111FD became one of the greatest TVs ever develo

GEORGIA TECH COMPUTER SYSTEM PREDICTS NCAA BASKETBALL CHAMPION

When Georgia Tech opens the doors to the Georgia Dome next month as the host institution for the 2013 Final Four, expect third-seeded Florida to walk out as the national champion. That’s the prediction from Georgia Tech’s Logistic Regression/Markov Chain (LRMC) college basketball ranking system, a compute

Jokes: Construction code

A construction worker on the third floor of a building needs a handsaw. He sees one of the laborers on the first floor and yells down to him, but the man indicates that he can't hear. So, the guy on the third floor tries to use signs. He points to his eye, meaning, "I", then at his knee, meaning, "need", then he mo

JOKE: LITTLE JOHNNY... THE WAY YOU THINK

Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?" Little Johnny: "None." Teacher: "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?" Little Johnny: "None." Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?"

How to get approved by Google Adsense

Good day my wonderful readers and fellow bloggers today i will be showing you easy tips to follow in order for you to get approved by Google Adsense. First of all let us know what Google Adsense is all about. Google AdSense is a free, simple way for website publishers of all sizes to earn money by displaying tar

BREAKING NEWS: Chinua Achebe is Dead!

Albert Chinụalụmọgụ Achebe popularly known as Chinua Achebe, one of the world’s most celebrated writers and author of the classic novel Things Fall Apart, is dead. He died last night in a hospital in Boston, Massachusetts at the age of 82 .Professor Achebe had been sick for

Samsung's Galaxy S4 Dims Apple's Glow

Samsung's Galaxy S4 Dims Apple's Glow Talk about attracting attention. As I write this, there are more than a thousand recent news stories and opinion pieces on the Google News site about the brand new Samsung Galaxy S4. That's an incredible win for a company that a few short years ago wasn't well known in the wire

Jokes: Driver Vs Conductor

Driver Vs ConductorA Taxi driver and hisconductor were both arguingas to who was more brilliant.Driver: You are veryilliterate,your ­­ dad must havesold a cow to educate anothercow.Conductor: Silly­! am moreeducated than you.

Funny Akpors Mathematics Jokes

A mathematics teacher stood before a class of pupils n said "it is time for calculation". Knowing very well that Akpos, a stubborn boy in the class who is also empty headed when it comes to solving maths questions was sleeping while class was on going, he decided to call him to answer his first

Top 5 Chrome Entertainment Apps

We are going to be taking a look at self acclaimed world's number one browser, Google Chrome's, top 5 entertainment apps. How they can make your browsing experience one never to forget. Google chrome has three categories of apps. They include - Web apps, themes and extensions.

Jokes: Funny Application Letter For A Job Of Security Guard At GTB

Funny Application Letter For A Job Of Security Guard AtGTBDear sar,I am Name is Tenager, I apply to my job of securityguard to you boss in your company of GTBank. ...I amcomplete to Sitted 7 examination certificate in 2003. Myskool here... KAMWALA BASIC very good. ...I am 29 ears to be Born of age and no wafe and noc

Weekend Joke For My Fellow Nigerians

If you are a man and you want to live a long life, please don't go near your woman's phone unless u have shock-absorbers ­ like me. I just got home now and met my neighbour (Emeka) crying like a baby, then we got talking. Me: Mekus wetin happen now...who die nau? Emeka: Bros na Amaka o Me: Chizoooooosu!!! ­ amaka

MTN BIS Now rocking on PC

The use of M.T.N Blackberry Subscription plan on Pc has since last year stopped except with the usage of VPN but I will love to announce to all my fans  that it's back and I have downloaded files of 9.7G since yesterday. Now, you can surf and download with your blackberry subscription on your PC directly.

How to chat with your twitter friends on your 2go account

Morning! Viewers, Most of us has been using this method to chat with their followers through 2go account. Before this can be done, you must Signup with a website that connect your 2go account to twitter and facebook.  Follow the below steps to get Started. 

Today's Quote - 10 March

"Determine never to be idle. No person will have occasion to complain of the want of time, who never loses any. It is wonderful how much may be done, if we are always doing." - Thomas Jefferson.

Today's Joke

There was a restaurant where Emeka always eat, and each time he's eating, this white man always come in and eat, and when the white man finshed eating, he always shout "HEY". Emeka always wonder what make the white man shout like that, so one day, he decided to eat what the white man always eat.

How to redirect 1and1 domain to your bloggers blog

Recently, Blogger added extra security when configuring a blog using a custom domain.You know need to setup two CNAME values in the DNS settings of your domain for Blogger to recognize your custom domain settings.Personally, I purchase all my domains with godaddy.com but let's assume for now that you have p

Election for new pope to begin on Tuesday

Roman Catholic cardinals will begin election of a new pope on 12 March, the Vatican has announced after 115 cardinals gathered for talks. Pope Benedict XVI stepped down last month after nearly eight years in office, becoming the first pope to resign in 600 years. The 85-year-old blamed his failing health for hi

1 killed in Afghan attack

A coalition contractor in eastern Afghanistan was killed Friday when people wearing Afghan National Army uniforms turned their weapons against International Security Assistance Force members, ISAF said. The coalition has been working to thwart "insider" or "green-on-blue" attacks -- strikes against coalition member

Today's Quote - 5th March

"Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit." - Vince Lombardi. Have a Nice day

Today's Quote - 4th March

"Be yourself, let you come through." - Jonathan Davis.

Today's Quote - 3rd March

"Every problem is a gift - without problems we would not grow." - Tony Robbins. Have a lovely Sunday

Joke of the day

A Nigerian man who makes casket was on his way to deliver one of the coffins when his car broke down. Trying not 2 be late,he put the coffin on his head and began heading to his destination. Some policemen saw him and wanted 2 make some money off him(bribe), so they challenged him;

Today's Quote - 2nd March

"The starting point of all achievement is desire." - Napoleon Hill. 

Football Jokes

‎1.If you want a very patient Man,date an Arsenal fan. 2. If you want a humble Mandatea Liverpool fan. 3. If you want a Man that willspend Money on you any how

Today's Quote - 1st march

One of the main weaknesses of mankind is the average man's familiarity with the word 'impossible'." - Napoleon Hill.Happy New Month.