Jokes: Akpors at his best

Akpors was having a snack of BREAD AND
JAM when an American
man CHUCKLING CHEWING GUM, sits
down next to him.

He ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.

American: "You African folks eat the whole bread??"

Akpors (in a bad mood):
"Of course."

American: "We don't. In
the States, we only eat

what's inside. The
crusts we collect in a container, recycle it,
transform them into
croissants and export
them to Africa."

The American has a smirk on his face.

Akpors listens in silence.

The American persists:
"Do'ya eat jelly with the
bread??"

Akpors : "Of Course."

American: "We don't. In
the States we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we putall the peels,
seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into
jam and export them to Africa

Akpors ( pissed of)
then asks: "Do you have sex in America?"

American: "Why of
course we do", the American says with a
big smirk.

Akpors : And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"

American: "We throw
them away, of course."

Akpors : "We don't. In
Africa, we put them in a
container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and
export them to
America!!...

Have a Nice day