Akpos and Doctor

Akpos who just received a message that his

wife has given birth, ran happily to the

hospital and the following conversation

took place between him and the doctor...

DOCTOR: Congratulation sir, your wife has

just given birth to Triplet.

AKPOS: Thanks doctor but why did you and

my wife name the baby without my

consent?

One word for akpos??

JOKE OF THE DAY**** *** WHY MTN MAGIC SIM STOPPED***

*** WHY MTN MAGIC SIM
STOPPED*** customer care :
good morning how can I help
you ?
Akpos: I dnt knw what is
happening to my mtn sim. I
have tried all I could to turn it to
magic sim, but it
didn't work. customer care :
magic sim ?
Akpos : yeah.that what my friend
called it, he had been browsing
unlimitedly for the past 1 year
customer care : 1 year?
Akpos : yeah
customer care : ok,how did yu do
ur ow dat didnt
work out?
Akpos: I recharged N300,then snt
2hr to 131, I then remove the sim
for
25hrs.then I dialed *123*4*5*1#
and it didnt work

If you are this Man what will you do?

the case of three friends given a boat ferry lift. As they reach the middle of the river the boat started shaking, passengers were too many. The boat owner said one person among the three friends will have to leave the boat. How do they do it? By asking them qustions. Whoever fails to answer his qustion will be thrown into the river to reduce the weight. So first friend was asked: "When did the second world war end?" He said "1945", and he was allowed. The second was asked, "How many people were killed?" He said "Three million". The man said correct. And the the third was asked, "Mention their names

Check Out Akpor jamb Result

Papa Akpors: Akpos,I learnt your JAMB
result is out.
Akpors: Daddy You
rememberJohn wey dey carryfirst for our
whole school? he failed...
Papa Akpors:that's terrible,what happened?
Akpors: You
also remember Paul wey dey teach me for
house? He failed too.
Papa Akpors: what's
causing the poor performance?
Akpors:Daddy I don't know, na so e be o. Even
Kelvin who won the Cowbell competition
failed too.
Papa Akpors: so how was your
own result?

Jokes: Akpors at his best

Akpors was having a snack of BREAD AND
JAM when an American
man CHUCKLING CHEWING GUM, sits
down next to him.

He ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.

American: "You African folks eat the whole bread??"

Akpors (in a bad mood):
"Of course."

American: "We don't. In
the States, we only eat

Please Give This Picture A Name

Please my wonderful Readers i have been thinking of a suitable name to give these guy 

since i took the picture when i visited a friend of mine in Warri, Delta State Nigeria

Akpors Letter To His Principal

AKPORS LETTER OF LEAVE THE SCHOOL

Dear Sir,

I am very happy that i am rite this letter to you. How are you
and your wife and your childs. I am rite this letta to told you that i
am leave your school
forever. Why because in your school your teachers are cane us
all very hard one and sometimes i wanted to cried but my friends
tell me that man is not crying so i never cry. The last time bi too
that we write exams in the school that i am get 20% teacher tell me
that "my head is die", oh it pain me too much that he tell me that
thing. But, now i am get addittion to another scholl to write G-ece at
that place. Ah i am
tell you plenty things too much for now. Ahaa! The time that you tell
me as to come to school early kra-mpo sometime i wake up early and
tries to be late. You have do saa now that i am left
the school for you peoples. I am gone away.


Bye bye teachers
Yours FateFool,
Akpors

If You Were To Be In Akpors Shoes, What Will You Do? >>> Part 2

There was a night i ate a very heavy meal, drank a bottle of beer and
fell asleep with a tooth pick in my mouth. I found myself in a dream
being chased by my Girlfriend inside a bush with a sharp cutlass. I
ran as fast as i could like a mad man. She couldn't catch up with me
after trying everything possible, she changed to a dog and even to a
tiger but i was too fast like Usain Bolt, she finally gave up.

I didn't look back, i kept on running and woke up sweating and looked around,

saw my Girlfriend staring at me angrily, holding the same sharp cutlass.

She said; Akpors, for your mind now, you sabi run abi?

If you were to be in Akpors shoes, what will you do?

If You Are In Akpors Shoes What Will You Do

Three men were in a
hospital visiting
room, waiting for their
pregnant wifes who
where in labour at the
labour room. Minutes
later, a nurse came and
asked; Who is mr Timi
that works with three
crowns milk? Mr Timi
said; it's me,
the nurse said;
Congratulation sir, your
wife
has just given birth to
triplate.
The nurse went in,
came out again and
asked;
Who is mr Dan that

Lol... Akpors the Marketer

A little old lady
answered a knock on
the door one day,
only to be confronted by
a well-dressed young
man
Akpos by name,
carrying a vacuum
cleaner.
"Goodmorning," said the
young man. "If i
could take a minute of
your time, i would
like to demostrate the
latest in high
powered vacuum
cleaners."
"Go away!" said the old
lady. "I haven't got any
money!, and she
proceeded to

Is Akpors Really Mad

Akpors wanted to use his ATM card but the
machine kept on rejecting the card.

A frustrated
Akpors called his bank help line.

Akpors : (angrily) So what's wrong with my ATM card.

Call girl : Sir, I have checked your account,
everything is alright here and You should be able to use your card,
are you sure your card is not
damaged or broken?

Akpors : Are you insane? What are You
insinuating? No one takes good care of their ATM

Jokes: Akpors at it again

A warden caught Akpors leaving the vicinity of the
reservoir with a bucket of fish and the following conversation
started .

Warden: Aha! I've caught you
stealing fish red-handed!

Akpors: What do you mean by red-handed?

Warden: You've got a bucket full of fish right here, you can't
talk your way out of it this time.

Akpors: Oh, you don't
understand, I've not stolen a thing. These are my pet fish! I
bring them to the reservoir once a week for exercise. After

Jokes: Akpors The Coffin Maker

Akpors was a professional
carpenter
and was transporting one of
his
product [coffin box] to his
customer at night, suddenly, his car broke
down
and decided to carry the
coffin on his
head. when some Nigerian
police stopped him.
You know police and their
wahala.

Jokes: Akpors And His Foolish Friends

Peter : "I want my money now!"

Tom : "I will kill myself so that I won't pay you

*he pulled a gun and shot himself dead*

Peter : "hahaha..... If you think you'll get away with my money you
are wrong, i'l follow you until you pay me

*he takes the gun and shot himself dead as well *

Jokes: Who's The Dumbest

Whos is the dumbest?
(1) A Ugandan who goes to the
bank with a spanner to open a bank
account.

(2) A Nigerian who removes his shoes
to enter a taxi

(3) A Kenyan who went to bed with a
ruler just to know how long he has
slept

(4) A Tanzanian who watches news on
tv and waves at a news reader

(5) A Zambian nurse who wakes up a
sleeping patient simply because he
forgot to give him sleeping pills

Joke: Akpors And The Pastor

A man Named Apkors went to church
for confession:

Akpors: I have sinned and I need confession.

Pastor: say exactly what you did. So that your sins will be
fully forgiven.

Akpors: I committed
Adultery with several
church female.

Pastor: say there names and the number of times
you had sex with them.

Akpors: (sobbing) I am

Jokes: Mr. Ofoka and the funny Akpors

One day at the end of class, a teacher Mr.
Ofoka asked the whole class to go home and
think of a story and then conclude the moral of
that story. 

The following day Mr. Ofoka came into the class
and asked for the first volunteer to tell their story. 

little Suzy raises her hand and was asked to go
ahead. "My dad owns a farm and every Sunday we load
the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town

Jokes: The Three Lazy Student

3 guys missed exam because they didn't read. So they Came
up with a plan. Got themselves very dirty using
grease then went to see the Dean. 

Sir we are sorry we couldn't make it for the exam.
We attended a wedding on our way back the car
broke down thus we're so dirty.

The Dean understood and gave them 3 days to prepare. After 3 days they went to the Dean, they were
very ready for the exam because this time they
studied real hard. The Dean put them in 3 separate classes.

There were only 4 questions on the exam paper. 

Jokes: Akpors And Armed Robbers

Akpors and Ajo were having dinner
when suddenly armed robber
broke into their house. Akpors wanted to run
away but he said to himself
that if he run away, he might be killed so he
freezed himself & stood like
an image. The armed robber ordered for money
but they did not have
money, so the armed robber looked at the image, then turned to Akpor's friend Ajo and said:

Armed Robber: Take a look at such a beautiful
image you have in your house, but
you don't have any money. Infact i'm going to destroy this image.

Jokes: Crazy Things About Akpors

WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT AKPOS.

Akpos can answer a missed call.

Government of Nigeria pay taxes to Akpos.

Nasa's rocket engine has been copied from
Akpos' motorcycle.

If you say,"No one is perfect", Akpos takes
this as a personal insult.

Akpos can make onions cry.

The missing piece in Apple's logo was eaten
by Akpos.