Joke: Akpors And The Pastor

A man Named Apkors went to church
for confession:

Akpors: I have sinned and I need confession.

Pastor: say exactly what you did. So that your sins will be
fully forgiven.

Akpors: I committed
Adultery with several
church female.

Pastor: say there names and the number of times
you had sex with them.

Akpors: (sobbing) I am

ashamed! I can't talk.

Pastor: okay! Lets it do this way, after
service we will wait at
the entrance, and when you see the female you
slept with, just say PAP.

If its two times, say PAP twice, and so on.

So after the service
a girl called Asher passes wrigging
her buttocks.

The man(Akpors) says
PAP PAP.

Pastor: the Lord will forgive you.
Then Deacons wife passes carrying a bible.

The man(Akpors) says PAP.

Pastor: the lord will forgive you.

A choir member passes singing.

The man(Akpors) says
PAP PAP PAP.

Pastor: the lord will
forgive you.

Finally Pastors wife passes by while receiveing a phone call.

The man(Akpors) goes like a
machine gun
PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP
PAP PAP PAP PAP
PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP
PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP
PAP PAP PAP PA PAP
PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP

Pastor: paaaaaa!
my wife !!!!! Curse be to your father.

God will not forgive you.