Jokes: Akpor the journalist

Akpors was a journalist. He saw few people
crowding around a dead figure. So he
wanted to be the first to give breaking news
of this tragic event.
However,he could not get
through as the crowd didn't move.Thenhe
thought of plan.
He shouted at the top of his voice:

"LET ME THROUGH,HE'S MY
FATHER."
The crowd split and he went through.When
he got to the middle,he saw a"DEAD GOAT"