Jokes: Drunkard And The Priest

Two little boys stole
a bag of orange from their
neighbour & decided to go
to a calm place to share the
loot"


One of them
suggested the nearby cemetery . As they were
jumping the big gate to
enter the cemetery, 2
oranges fell out of the bag

behind the gate' but they
didn't bother to pick them since they had
enough in d bag .


Few minuets latter a drunkard o­n his way
from a local bar passes
near the cemetery gate
and heard a voice:
"One for me, one for u.
"One for me, one for u" He immediately sobers up
and runs as fast as he can
to the local priest.
"Father father pls come
with me come and witness
God & Satan sharing corpse at the
cemetery."

They both ran
back to the cemetery gate
and the voice
continued:
"One for me, one for you, one for me, one for you., one for
me, one for you..
Suddenly the voice stop
counting and says:
" Hey, What about the two at the gate?"
on hearing this The priest
and the drunkard took to their heels,, the priest almost pass the
church gate !!!
shouting we are not dead yet oooo….