Chika Ike Shaves her hair for #5million

 Nollywood popular actress Chika Ike has agreed to shave off all her hair for an amount reported to be #500000(five million Naira). In a movie titled MOMENT OF TEARS Chika Ike has joined the likes of Mercy Johnson and Oge Okoye who shave thier head because of money.

Jokes: Akpors at his best

Akpors was having a snack of BREAD AND JAM when an American man CHUCKLING CHEWING GUM, sits down next to him. He ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a conversation. American: "You African folks eat the whole bread??" Akpors (in a bad mood): "Of course." American: "We don't. In the States, we o

Please Give This Picture A Name

Please my wonderful Readers i have been thinking of a suitable name to give these guy  since i took the picture when i visited a friend of mine in Warri, Delta State Nigeria

Akpors Letter To His Principal

AKPORS LETTER OF LEAVE THE SCHOOL Dear Sir, I am very happy that i am rite this letter to you. How are you and your wife and your childs. I am rite this letta to told you that i am leave your school forever. Why because in your school your teachers are cane us all very hard one and sometimes i wanted to cried but my

If You Were To Be In Akpors Shoes, What Will You Do? >>> Part 2

There was a night i ate a very heavy meal, drank a bottle of beer and fell asleep with a tooth pick in my mouth. I found myself in a dream being chased by my Girlfriend inside a bush with a sharp cutlass. I ran as fast as i could like a mad man. She couldn't catch up with me after trying everything possible, she chang

If You Are In Akpors Shoes What Will You Do

Three men were in a hospital visiting room, waiting for their pregnant wifes who where in labour at the labour room. Minuteslater, a nurse came andasked; Who is mr Timithat works with threecrowns milk? Mr Timisaid; it's me,the nurse said;Congratulation sir, yourwifehas just given birth totriplate.The nurse went in

Lol... Akpors the Marketer

A little old ladyanswered a knock onthe door one day,only to be confronted bya well-dressed youngmanAkpos by name,carrying a vacuumcleaner."Goodmorning," said theyoung man. "If icould take a minute ofyour time, i wouldlike to demostrate thelatest in highpowered vacuumcleaners.""Go away!" said the oldlady. "I haven

Is Akpors Really Mad

Akpors wanted to use his ATM card but the machine kept on rejecting the card. A frustrated Akpors called his bank help line. Akpors : (angrily) So what's wrong with my ATM card. Call girl : Sir, I have checked your account, everything is alright here and You should be able to use your card, are you sure you

Jokes: Akpors at it again

A warden caught Akpors leaving the vicinity of the reservoir with a bucket of fish and the following conversation started . Warden: Aha! I've caught you stealing fish red-handed! Akpors: What do you mean by red-handed? Warden: You've got a bucket full of fish right here, you can't talk your way out of it th

Jokes: Akpors The Coffin Maker

Akpors was a professionalcarpenterand was transporting one ofhisproduct [coffin box] to hiscustomer at night, suddenly, his car brokedownand decided to carry thecoffin on hishead. when some Nigerianpolice stopped him.You know police and theirwahala.

Jokes: Akpors And His Foolish Friends

Peter : "I want my money now!" Tom : "I will kill myself so that I won't pay you *he pulled a gun and shot himself dead* Peter : "hahaha..... If you think you'll get away with my money you are wrong, i'l follow you until you pay me *he takes the gun and shot himself dead as well *

Jokes: Who's The Dumbest

Whos is the dumbest? (1) A Ugandan who goes to the bank with a spanner to open a bank account. (2) A Nigerian who removes his shoes to enter a taxi (3) A Kenyan who went to bed with a ruler just to know how long he has slept (4) A Tanzanian who watches news on tv and waves at a news reader (5) A Zambia

Joke: Akpors And The Pastor

A man Named Apkors went to church for confession: Akpors: I have sinned and I need confession. Pastor: say exactly what you did. So that your sins will be fully forgiven. Akpors: I committed Adultery with several church female. Pastor: say there names and the number of times you had sex with them. Akpo

Jokes: Mr. Ofoka and the funny Akpors

One day at the end of class, a teacher Mr.Ofoka asked the whole class to go home andthink of a story and then conclude the moral ofthat story. The following day Mr. Ofoka came into the classand asked for the first volunteer to tell their story. little Suzy raises her hand and was asked to goahead. "My dad o

Jokes: The Three Lazy Student

3 guys missed exam because they didn't read. So they Cameup with a plan. Got themselves very dirty usinggrease then went to see the Dean. Sir we are sorry we couldn't make it for the exam.We attended a wedding on our way back the carbroke down thus we're so dirty.The Dean understood and gave them 3 days to prepa

Jokes: Akpors And Armed Robbers

Akpors and Ajo were having dinner when suddenly armed robber broke into their house. Akpors wanted to run away but he said to himself that if he run away, he might be killed so he freezed himself & stood likean image. The armed robber ordered for moneybut they did not havemoney, so the armed robber looked at the

GLO BIS Is Back on PC and Phone

Glo BIS is back and rocking again on Phone and Pc  Glo BIS is now working after it was blocked by Glo Mobile Network but am Glad to tell you tha it has started working. Get it Here