Jokes: Akpors is 'Dead'

Akpors and Shaam needed cash
so bad.

They started thinking of what to
do to get fast cash.

After a long thinking, Akpors
suggested they dupe his
insurance company.

He told Shaam his insurance
company is to pay him $ 10miilion
if he ever dies.

So he is going to play dead and
then after, Shaam can go collect
the cash and they can both share
the cash.

Shaam told the insurance
company Akpors is dead and they
followed him down to where
Akpors is been lay down dead to
confirm.

INSURANCE REP : Are you sure he
is dead?

Shaam: Ye....s (Crying)

INSURANCE REP : But a dead man
don't suppose to cross his hands.
Akpors: (Released his hands
straight)

INSURANCE REP : But a dead man
don't suppose to cross his leg
either.

Akpors: (Straighten's up his legs)

INSURANCE REP: Now that we have confirmed that he isdead, we will need
to cut off his head as an evidence to our Boss.
(Brings out a sword to cut Akpors
head off)

Akpors Shouted "Am not dead
ooo, Am alive"


One word for Akpors?

Chika Ike Shaves her hair for #5million

 Nollywood popular actress Chika Ike has agreed to shave off all her hair for an amount reported to be #500000(five million Naira). In a movie titled MOMENT OF TEARS Chika Ike has joined the likes of Mercy Johnson and Oge Okoye who shave thier head because of money.

Jokes: Akpors at his best

Akpors was having a snack of BREAD AND
JAM when an American
man CHUCKLING CHEWING GUM, sits
down next to him.

He ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.

American: "You African folks eat the whole bread??"

Akpors (in a bad mood):
"Of course."

American: "We don't. In
the States, we only eat

Please Give This Picture A Name

Please my wonderful Readers i have been thinking of a suitable name to give these guy 

since i took the picture when i visited a friend of mine in Warri, Delta State Nigeria

Akpors Letter To His Principal

AKPORS LETTER OF LEAVE THE SCHOOL

Dear Sir,

I am very happy that i am rite this letter to you. How are you
and your wife and your childs. I am rite this letta to told you that i
am leave your school
forever. Why because in your school your teachers are cane us
all very hard one and sometimes i wanted to cried but my friends
tell me that man is not crying so i never cry. The last time bi too
that we write exams in the school that i am get 20% teacher tell me
that "my head is die", oh it pain me too much that he tell me that
thing. But, now i am get addittion to another scholl to write G-ece at
that place. Ah i am
tell you plenty things too much for now. Ahaa! The time that you tell
me as to come to school early kra-mpo sometime i wake up early and
tries to be late. You have do saa now that i am left
the school for you peoples. I am gone away.


Bye bye teachers
Yours FateFool,
Akpors

If You Were To Be In Akpors Shoes, What Will You Do? >>> Part 2

There was a night i ate a very heavy meal, drank a bottle of beer and
fell asleep with a tooth pick in my mouth. I found myself in a dream
being chased by my Girlfriend inside a bush with a sharp cutlass. I
ran as fast as i could like a mad man. She couldn't catch up with me
after trying everything possible, she changed to a dog and even to a
tiger but i was too fast like Usain Bolt, she finally gave up.

I didn't look back, i kept on running and woke up sweating and looked around,

saw my Girlfriend staring at me angrily, holding the same sharp cutlass.

She said; Akpors, for your mind now, you sabi run abi?

If you were to be in Akpors shoes, what will you do?

If You Are In Akpors Shoes What Will You Do

Three men were in a
hospital visiting
room, waiting for their
pregnant wifes who
where in labour at the
labour room. Minutes
later, a nurse came and
asked; Who is mr Timi
that works with three
crowns milk? Mr Timi
said; it's me,
the nurse said;
Congratulation sir, your
wife
has just given birth to
triplate.
The nurse went in,
came out again and
asked;
Who is mr Dan that

Lol... Akpors the Marketer

A little old lady
answered a knock on
the door one day,
only to be confronted by
a well-dressed young
man
Akpos by name,
carrying a vacuum
cleaner.
"Goodmorning," said the
young man. "If i
could take a minute of
your time, i would
like to demostrate the
latest in high
powered vacuum
cleaners."
"Go away!" said the old
lady. "I haven't got any
money!, and she
proceeded to

Is Akpors Really Mad

Akpors wanted to use his ATM card but the
machine kept on rejecting the card.

A frustrated
Akpors called his bank help line.

Akpors : (angrily) So what's wrong with my ATM card.

Call girl : Sir, I have checked your account,
everything is alright here and You should be able to use your card,
are you sure your card is not
damaged or broken?

Akpors : Are you insane? What are You
insinuating? No one takes good care of their ATM

Jokes: Akpors at it again

A warden caught Akpors leaving the vicinity of the
reservoir with a bucket of fish and the following conversation
started .

Warden: Aha! I've caught you
stealing fish red-handed!

Akpors: What do you mean by red-handed?

Warden: You've got a bucket full of fish right here, you can't
talk your way out of it this time.

Akpors: Oh, you don't
understand, I've not stolen a thing. These are my pet fish! I
bring them to the reservoir once a week for exercise. After